#theraggedyassbutt

[whimsicant]

I was telling my friend about the Doctor 50th and she said "I can't believe there's only 50 episodes seems like so much more"

[grumpytwelve]

the-raggedy-assbutt said: GOOD LUCK HONEY. YOU DON’T NEED IT BUT TAKE SOME GOOD LUCK ANYWAY *hurls good luck powder at you and runs away*

THANK YOU *takes the good luck powder and eats it* 

[whimsicant]

why does chirpy cheerful music play in mario kart when most of the time I contemplating selling my soul to get rid of the stupid monkey in front of me?

[whimsicant]

Let's see how far we've comeeee.....

[whimsicant]

reading the last line of 'The Fault in our stars'

[whimsicant]

watching other people get to live out your dreams is the most painful thing ever

[whimsicant]

my mother's doing online banking and they gave her a "one time password"

BUT THEY SHORTEN IT TO OTP

SO SHE'S SITTING THERE YELLING

"STUPID OTP ISN'T WORKING, MAYBE I PICKED THE WRONG ONE"

[whimsicant]