#therealbunnycorcoran

[hampden-college]

So, Hampden, I'm obviously the best person in the Greek Class, right?

That would depend entirely on which criteria were used to evaluate which Classics student was the "best." From a purely academic viewpoint the answer is unequivocally no. Unfortunately, by the standards of "best-dressed" or "sexiest" you're also outclassed by several of your pupils, most notably Francis.

As a consolation, consider that you are in fact the student "most likely to consume an entire plate of poisonous mushrooms without noticing."

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