#theroboticist

[thebookofsands]

@the-roboticist

[Message From: Dr. Topolski] Yeah… uhm, that’s something I really didn’t need to know. For the record I don’t got a vagina neither. Also… the way you humans reproduce is gross; all hot, and sticky and mushed together… Euugh!! 

[Message From: Dr. Box] I thought it was obvious. After all, people with vaginas have sex with each other all the time.  [Message From: Dr. Box] Now I am curious about your people’s reproductive methods.

[captainnextweek]

@the-roboticist liked for a smol thing

[ Message to: Topolski ] You’re being transferred back into my custody. We need your help to find Charlie. 

[ Message to: Topolski ] I’m going to need your help and we’ll need to trust each other. 

[greycaitian]

THE CRIME(S): Murder, Aggravated Assault  THE SCENE OF THE CRIME: Downtown Brooklyn, 1950  THE VICTIM(S): Agent Benny Difiama, 35 and Aria Baudelaire, 25.   THE WITNESSES: Mae Evans (Barkeep)  THE ACCUSED: Alfonse Topolski (Bar Owner; Known Criminal; Non-Terrestrial) THE MYSTERY: Agent Benny Difiama was found in the street mauled to death, with blood spatters on nearby walls and street. He had a gun in his hand that had just been fired. Aria Baudelaire was found with a single bullet shot wound to her chest, blood stains where the bullet entered and exited her body. Alfonse Topolski, the accused, was found at the scene of the crime with bloody on his hands, chest and face, as well as some defensive injuries on his hands. Alfie Topolski and Aria Baudelaire were a couple. He had no weapon. Mae Evans claims she witnessed the events, and that Difiama had been harassing the couple for some time, attempting to see the non-terrestrial jailed for petty crimes against the NYPD. There was a sign of struggle inside the bar in Topolski’s office, where Evans claimed the altercation had started with Difiama antagonising the accused. She claimed that Topolski did not fight back at first, and seemed no match for Difiama. Mae did not see the final moments of the attack, as she was asked to stay inside by Topolski, but heard a gunshot, Topolski cry out, and then the agonising screams of Difiama before everything went silent. Topolski claims that he was provoked. 

“At the time on Earrrth, there wasn’t very many technologies to solve the crrrime, but I’m assuming that they didn’t have the technology that would allow them to look for fingerrrprints and DNA at the scene of the crrrime. I would start by questioning any and all people nearrr the scene to see what they had hearrrd beforrre prrroceeding to collect evidence and complete all the forrrensic analysis. My primarrry witness would prrrobbaly be Evans, who seems to have seen the events leading up to the crrrime, but not the crime itself. Eyewitnesses, howeverrr, are poorrr forrrr evidence as memories can be alterrrred. I’d worrrk the best with solid evidence as I always do. 

[bucketxfsunshine]

Send ™ and my muse will do a poor imitation of yours. Status: Accepting! @the-roboticist

*A completely indistinguishable accent, worse than all of the other imitations combined*

“I’m Alfie. I’m a dick to most people because it’s funny to see their reactions. I used to be worse, but I’ve turned around a little bit, partly because of my girlfriend Myf. Now let’s put on some electric swing before we get too personal!”

*pretends to DJ*

[thebookofsands]

URGENT PSA!!!

Rhee didn’t even read this one. She didn’t care for the little green bugger, so she deleted it without even looking.

@the-roboticist

[— Now this one is interesting. Seems like our resident amnesiac had quiet the history. I’ve sent it to him too, in the hope that it might ‘jog’ his memory. Call it, my little experiment—] 

Full Name: Dr. Alfonse Topolski [nee Viltri]  Starfleet Rank: Lieutenant Junior Grade Academic Rank: Doctor of Advanced Robotics  Starfleet Identification Number: SY5441920SR2 SCP Identification Number: SCP-3000-A  Species: Syraiian-Cyborg Gender: Male  DOB: November 28, 1920 Birthplace: Syraii, Andromeda Galaxy Father: Dr. Aldo Viltri  Mother: Klorys Viltri [Deceased]  Spouse: Allee Topolski [Deactivated]  Children: Fenyx Topolski [Missing]  Occupation: Computer Scientist aboard the NCC-1701-A Stationed: USS Enterprise [NCC-1701-A] Contributions: Advancements in robotics technologies Formerly stationed: Scientific Complex, Starfleet HQ.  Blood Type: {REDACTED]  Health Conditions: Acute dwarfism [natural form], myopia, congenital hip dysplasia, born with ancephaly, but later had his brain rebuilt in a mechanical form.  Allergies: Avocado  Criminal Record:  1931; Eight counts of voluntary manslaughter in a New York synagogue.  1931-1951; Twenty five counts of assault and battery; Thirty counts of aggravated assault; theft; coercion 1952; Eight counts of first degree murder; for the deaths of Detective Benny Difiama and Aria Baudelaire.  1953; [REDACTED] 1954; [REDACTED] 1957; [REDACTED]  1960; [REDACTED]  1961; [REDACTED] 1963; [REDACTED]  1964; Escape from prison; hindering the course of justice; Avoiding arrest 1978; Hacking a government facility.  1999; Assault 2004; Accused of murder but acquitted.  2013; [Crimes accused by the Magog Cartel, Oddworld] Aiding and abetting Mudokon fugitive Abe; murder of sixty two defenseless slig guards while they slept. 

2147; Assault on a Starfleet Officer; Resisting the course of justice  2165; Attempted attack on a Starfleet Vessel; Treason; Aggravated Assault and Battery 

Special Notes: 

- Topolski has the ability to metamorphose at will, due to an unusual biological attribute. - His brain and heart are both synthetic, making him a cyborg by definition.  - His wife Allee Topolski; an android, was destroyed when a Starfleet officer shot her in the chest. Her body was disposed of. His daughter Fenyx Topolski was said to have gone missing around this time. - Is thought to be responsible for the invention of synthetic sentience.  - Has no qualms with taking life and will do so if provoked.  - Possesses the natural ability to paralyse individuals with a venom secreted from his teeth. In smaller doses his venom can be used as an analgesic.  - When angered Topolski becomes faster and stronger and has been known to possess enough strength to tear a human being in half.  - Past crimes were waived after a deal made with the American government in the 1980s. - Considered dangerous if provoked.  - Impervious to standard phaser settings.