#therralife

[voltdragoon]

oh boy, 5 am gender crisis!!

I have school tomorrow I do not have the gotdarn TIME--

[voltdragoon]

Here's a hot nintendo presentation mood

[voltdragoon]

okay y’know what? Human persons in sonic games are weird. They’re strange. Out of place. uncomfortable. I getcha, I feel you.

but you know what I have got some THOUGHTS.

So the games do an utterly abysmal job of making it clear, but I think the whole cast of characters are only a few specimens of a fully fleshed-out species of animal people, who in some games just live alongside the regular human persons. (which is tight as heck to me but whatever)

While this opens up some mmm-mmm good narratives about connected cultural mythology, history, and technology in the franchise, but instead, take a moment to imagine this concept:

A tiny, pink hedgehog walks into a weapons store. Her hands barely reach over the counter. She’s feeling around for the little bell that you ring-a-ding whenever someone’s in the back and you don’t have social anxiety. A store employee returns from the maw of the Back Room. “What can I help you with?” he asks.

“Yah I just need the biggest friggin hammer you’ve got in stock, y’all still sell those”

[voltdragoon]

so I’m looking at my forces avatar and…. APPARENTLY I am STILL subconsciously trying to join the babylon rogues so @ jet the hawk whermst the frinck are u

[voltdragoon]

To my dog whom I love dearly But am currently annoyed with: please don't scream at 3 am. I love you but this has been going on for four hours now and I want to sleep.

[voltdragoon]

[[OK GO’s hit song Here it Goes Again can be heard quietly but ominously in the background]]

[voltdragoon]

Phone: memory full

Me: alright cool I'll clear all my caches

Phone: memory full

Me: uhhh okay I'll upload some pictures to the cloud then

Phone: memory full

Me: okay I'll just DELETE some pictures then

Phone: memory full

Me: saying goodbye to old conversation threads I SUPPOSE

Me: are you appeased yet

Phone: memory full :)

[voltdragoon]

I just had a dream that involved me getting a full set of head and shoulders shampoo for my birthday, which was followed nearly immediately by a giant egg-shaped person monster on his quest to inhale everyone in my dream neighborhood I had to hurry everyone to enter my home so they wouldn't get vacuumed up by the egg monster AND FOR SOME REASON my garage door opener had been replaced by a repurposed garden gnome face (that still opened the garage door)