Lucy: What the hell is going on in here?
Natsu: Gray’s trying to steal my sandwich!
Gray: Well, we both ordered meatball subs, but they only delivered one. It’s mine!
Lucy: Guys, guys! Look, just go to the sub shop and get a second sandwich.
Natsu: Leave?
Gray: Are you insane?
Lucy: Fine, cut the damn sandwich in half.
Gray: And then what, genius? We each eat a six-inch sub?
Gray: Two and a half meatballs apiece!?
Natsu: Are we children?
Gray: What is this, Russia?













