Jul 5, 2015
Dear other countries,
Be careful not to die of America Poisoning tonight. It is a very real addiction.
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Dear other countries,
Be careful not to die of America Poisoning tonight. It is a very real addiction.
Parents: YEAH AMERICA INDEPENDENCE WOO LET’S LIGHT OUR OWN FIREWORKS OFF NOTHING COULD GO WRONG Rest of Family: YEAH WOO Parents: C’MON CHILD LET’S GO Me: This is gonna end up burning my hair off again. Me: I can feel it in my head. I swear, It’s going to happen today I just know it
THIS IS HOW YOU SUMMON ultimate-fnaf-trash.tumblr (Aka Ehgrol) JESS MADE THIS WE’RE ALL DYING OMFG
one day kids will look back to today and think “DAmn, wish I had been around to see the internet be made” We’ll also be old.
Everytime
Me: Let me fix the lines first Friend: Okay **Five seconds later** *Sends picture without fixed lines* Me: I aint fixing these lines fuck this shit Friend: XD
qUICKLY GET SCOTT AND VINCENT DRUNK
Hm.
Nah.
TOCHI MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Je parle Tochi très bien et français.Et toi?
dON'T STOP BELIEVIN'
Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Plz stop.