#thetruoracle

[insovietrussiawintersoldiersyou]

"My SO just handed me a butcher's knife to cut acoustic foam. Everyone within a ten mile radius should be afraid. As a debatable 'pro/con', by the end of the night I may not have to fake a prosthetic arm for cosplay's sake!"

--ten minutes ago.

[insovietrussiawintersoldiersyou]

When Life Immitates RP

Me: So, I wrote on my house calendar I was going to be gone the weekend of the 3rd. My housemates asked me '...where are /you/ going the opening weekend of Iron Man 3? [Cap's]?'

Cap: hahahah. But isn't that the third weekend?

Moi: Yeah, I told them 'nope, that's the 18th. I'm going to Cali to stalk a friend. ... ... who lives 45 minutes away from where they're filming Winter Soldier right now.'

Cap: Ohhh omg...

Moi: They laughed at me. I told them 'Look! I have priorities, okay? Iron Man 3 is awesome and all but...c'mon...'

Nat: Look. If [Bucky] and I end up in LA, you're probably going to have to fly here, and bail us out of jail.

Moi: hahahahah!

Cap: hahahahah!

Moi: *stops laughing suddenly* She's not entirely wrong, you realize. I hope the county jail takes paypal.

Nat: I'm not kidding.

Moi: Diem will keep us in order?

Nat: ...Not if he's tied up in the coat closet.

Moi: He has a credit card. He can bail us out.

Nat: You mean he /had/ a credit card.

Moi: Ooooohhhh

Nat: People should probably try and stop us from teaming up.

Moi: They probably should, but who can deny a good evil duo?

Nat: As long as they don't know what they are getting themselves into, everything will fall perfectly into place....we just continue to let them live in blissful ignorance.

Moi: Agreed. besides, nobody can resist the Winter/Widow team up, ultimately. It's too good, man. Too good.