#thewhoopingblob

[likeasorethumb]

I'm literally in tears laughing at this thewhoopingblob I'm sorry I'm such a manically comedic genius

[cherrylifesaver]

ROUNDHOUSE KICKS YOU INTO BED

SC R E AM S 

[oddlump-blog]

tbh i notice the typing patterns of my friends very well to the point i'd know who was my anon on my rp blog

i used to think it was so stupid in homestuck, how everyone would have such ridiculous typing pattens, and how nobody typed in the same way. i thought it was exaggerated for easier reading.

i was so wrong. people legit develop different ways of typing. the trolls might have been exaggerated, but the humans were spot on, and it’s so cool

[churchsmemory]

dont b friends with me if u dont like sad church tbqh

im already stuck in this church hell i just didnt kno you r the one on this hells throne

[churchsmemory]

wait no i have one more "church is twitching is he ok--" "DIRECTOR PLEASE WHAT IS GOING oN"

OH YM GOD IM SO DONE WITH YOU HOW DARE OYU MAKE ME READ THIS I THOUGHT WE HAD A FRIENDHSIP GOING ON

[churchsmemory]

"please explain to me why church--" "aLLISON"

TOO FAR

[churchsmemory]

"why is church sleeping on th--" "nEUROTRANSMITTERs"

“wash please stop waking him up”

[churchsmemory]

"hey church--" "poWDERED DOUGHNUTS"

church just quickly rises from bed after hearing his name being called to talk the good word about powdered doughnuts