#they are impossible

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

Louis: *describes his album lead single in just 3 emojis, one of them a sunflower. also has a song called sunflowers on his new album and says it’s his favourite track on there. has sunflowers in his album booklet and on the cover and everywhere on a lot of album promo material and summer's festival merch and sunflowers at his flower-focussed clothing brand's launch party*

Harry, getting papped 2 weeks later: hello 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[asherlockstudy]

"You could have not stared at Gregg's ass for the full 90 seconds!" "I was making out the details 😊"

vs "You almost ruined my fun with your clothed ass when ALL EYES WERE ON US !"

How it all went down:

First night in the hotel:

"So, Greg's ass was nice, huh?" "What?" "Spare me off this crap, you ate his ass up with your eyes" "No, I didn't!?!?!?!" "THEN WHY DID YOU STARE AT IT FOR THE WHOLE 90 SECONDS" "IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO" "YOU SHOULD LOOK AWAY!!! But I saw right through your shit so I paddled faster to bring his ass closer so you can take a better look, you dog!!!" "You're crazy, man!!!"

Next day at the river:

"What are you doing?!?!?!" "What?" "Why are you sitting like that???" "It's better for stability" "Can't you stabilize yourself without putting your ass in my face?" "You mean physically or emotionally?" "YOU ARE EMBARRASSING US" "OH YEAH PERHAPS SHOULD I CALL GREG TO TAKE MY PLACE HERE" "EVERYONE IS WATCHING US SIT PROPERLY P LEA SE!!!" "...Fine" WHOOOOSH SPLASHHH "Weeeeeeeeeee oooohhh that was a rough turn, Rhett hihi!!!!" "...Man... why are you in my lap now?" "I told you, doggy style is more stable"

People at the river banks: "I have never seen anything like this"

The same night at the hotel:

"Look, we have to talk about you putting your ass in my face in the podcast... there were so many people there, what if some of them are fans? We need to treat this as a joke and be the first to address it" "Whatever, I don't care. Under one condition" "Okay, what?" "Everyone is going to know you made a mental map of Greg's ass moles"

[becausethecat]

October 16 There was a change in how I was using the pens this day. Its the first time I managed to get a good deal of depth out of black pens. It is also one of my favorite inktober arts.

Chapter 45 Conju said, “I recall when that bit about your pay raise came out. I’ve rarely heard his Radiancy laugh as much as he did when he heard.”

[osarquivosmagnus]

Qmaxo: okay you tell cellbit about the plan and I'll tell forever

Qbbh: okay!... wait wait what if I tell forever and you go talk to cellbit?

Qmaxo: oh no I like my plan better where I go tell forever okay byee!! *sings oh nanana*

[tideswept]

in the face of all that isn’t yet [e] → chapter 2

They play games. Anakin casts a dubious look when Obi-Wan brings out a deck of cards, but it’s not, he discovers in short order, because Anakin finds it all too retro. No; the little bastard who knows exactly how to play. He just didn’t think Obi-Wan did. “You’re cheating,” Anakin says without looking up from his cards.  Obi-Wan is, but he’s not about to admit it. That’s part and parcel of the game. “Am I? How?” He lays a card face down; his fingers remain poised on it, pinning it to the makeshift table that’s really a turned over crate. “Three credits if you can prove it.” Anakin is still absorbed in his cards. He’s sitting with his legs crossed beneath him, shoulders hunched in a way that has Obi-Wan’s spine twinging in sympathy. Oh, to be that young again. “You’ve got a dummy card up your sleeve.” Obi-Wan’s smile doesn’t shift.

[moonsflowerr]

why can't gay man just say i love you???? what the fuck is well well sirius looking rather ragged aren’t we? finally the flesh reflects the madness within?!?!?!?! and well you’d know all about the madness within wouldn’t you remus? ?!?!?!?!

[i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind]

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