#they'll never understand

[mumus-candied-bonezzz]

Me: "I'm so tired."

My parents: "What do you get tired of, huh?" And goes on about a list of things they have to do as adults.

[ninjadeathblade]

His name isn't just Cody. It's

Marshal Commander Cody Thunder Thighs of the 212th Attack Battalion

[starscreamahegao-official]

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

Am i the only one seeing this commercial about erections with old men looking worriedly at vegetables as though they've never seen one before

[swiftiesinfundonn]

manager: lucie would you be able to work saturday evening for me please?

me: *sweating, has already planned a night in watching the 1989 world tour LIVE* sorry i'm afraid I have other commitments

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

In the future my tombstone will read 'Here lies Emma the Dilemma she lived up to her name in ways that will haunt the human race forever'

[themonkees]

I open twitter and instantly see a screenshot repost of my mutuals mclennon post and everyone is calling it Hannibal

[astro-eats]

My friends irl don’t match my freak ☹️

I sent this in the group chat I have with them and said “my inner alpha is roaring…👿”

(The “this” in question:)

They blocked me and kicked me out of the group chat.

*Sigh* 🙁 I like my cheese drippy…

(This actually happened though 😶)

They would never understand how it feels... How it feels to hold in the alpha.. How it feels to be an outcast.. They don't understand us alphas. They never will. One day, the alphas will rise over all these stupid mortals... And they'll regret every single moment they didn't spend begging for mercy... 👿🐺

OKAY MOVING ON

I was singing we own the night and my friends recorded me and sent it to this gurl who leaked it to everyone she knows and some guy came up to me and said "Wait aren't you the alpha girl?" 😔