#they're exhausting

[shadow0-1]

why didn't you leave with me?

[becausethathappens]

delish | now it’s gettin’ sexual, again.

[infinitysgrace]

Also before anyone thinks to ask, no, I don't blame her for what happened in the NY special and no I'm not live rewatching it here. I also don't wanna give my opinion on it here because uh... yeah I kinda really don't wanna get called too harsh on marinette again and also don't want Adrien salters to agree with me on like literally anything ever so uh... yeah that's definitely not happening.

[cwritesfiction]

(After Jamie uses Keller’s sandwich to demonstrate a joke spell.)

Keller reaches into the bag and pulls out my sub. “I’m confiscating this.”

“What?” 

“You ruined mine!”

“The spell will fade in two minutes! I gave it like, zero effort!” 

“You know?” He runs his hand along it in a way that’s borderline obscene. “I’m not sure I believe you.” 

“Don’t you dare.”

He tears the deli paper. 

“Touch that sandwich and you’re dead!” 

Like a sticky five year old, he lets out a bonafide tee-hee, and oh my god, he unwraps it. Before the bread sees the light, I unbuckle my seatbelt and launch myself backwards.

Idiots to lovers.

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[silkylious]

good 😌😌

but yeah, i’ve decided to go the “fuck it” route and write whatever i want to. whoever reads my fics isn’t entitled to my time and energy. requests are just people giving you ideas. they’re not entitled to shit.

HDHDH I'm thinking of removing hc's completely from my request rules but idkk

Good on you though, I think I'll follow in your footsteps

[lostinbl]

oh my fuCKING GOD STOP MEASURING YOUR COCKS WILL YA?!!!

[swc4s]

*rmies literally the not all men of kpop fandoms

[shinra-makonoid]

So today on feminist planet, you have a conservative tory who said that we shouldn't allow gender neutral bathrooms or let males get into female bathrooms because when women have their periods, they wash their underwear in the sink of the public bathroom.

I have a question. Who does that?

Can we agree no one does that?

Well apparently we can't.

Apparently sharing your experience on the subject is literally war on women and I'm part of the mermaids now.

And even if she was right on it, like for cups that needs to be emptied (though honestly I wouldn't wear one unless I can access private bathrooms), males or no males in the bathroom isn't gonna change anything. Might even decrease stigma against period.

So like...