#they're not wrong?

[harpyjack]

gay monopoly choosing to describe fisting as "puppeteering" is hilarious to me. who wants to start a ventriloquist act, my hands are small

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

Charlie: If a centaur and a mermaid have a kid, it has a 25% chance of being a normal human.

Tonks: And a 25% chance of being a seahorse!

Bill: I'm glad we remember our Punnett squares...

[doublebadger]

So uh

I searched for the bear emoji in discord and

Welllll

[fem-usa]

I’m in a discord server and then assumed I was a girl bc I use mac instead of PC 

[demon-hex]

Temperaments Scale Test: Kane

Choleric

Your temperament is choleric. The choleric temperament is fundamentally ambitious and leader-like. They have a lot of aggression, energy, and/or passion, and try to instill it in others. They can dominate people of other temperaments, especially phlegmatic types. Many great charismatic military and political figures were choleric. They like to be in charge of everything. However, choleric’s also tend to be either highly disorganized or highly organized. They do not have in-between setups, only one extreme to another. As well as being leader-like and assertive, choleric’s also fall into deep and sudden depression. Essentially, they are very much prone to mood swings.

Quiz found here.

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[terpsikeraunos]

based on those romantic tumblr posts about phone backgrounds i am in a relationship with the pacific ocean & the andromeda galaxy

[whatagrump]

also, another person noted that my name sounds like something from star wars. that’s maybe the 3rd person in 6 months.