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me: I love that friend, they’re so nice

Brain: HAVE SEX WITH THEM DO IT

me: wtf no? I don’t need to do that every time someone is nice

Brain, banging pots and pans: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

friend: watcha thinking about? :)

Brain: SAY FUCKING THEM!!!

me, while screaming internally: NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL

Me: is in love with my partner and wants to stay faithful and not lose their trust

My hypersexual ass: fuck it let's go suck some person dick

#thfw