#thingsmydadsaid

[a-ginlynn]

“Measure twice, cut once because they don’t make board stretchers”

[dadoncesaid]

That will go over like a lead balloon.

things my Dad said

[dadoncesaid]

Get off the cross.  We need the wood.

- things my Dad said

[dadoncesaid]

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

-things my Dad said

[dadoncesaid]

"Drive like everyone else on the road is crazy."

-things my Dad said

[dadoncesaid]

I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.

~ things my dad said

[dadoncesaid]

You can't see the forest for the trees.

things my Dad said

[dadoncesaid]

Cheerio! See you 'round like a do-nut!

things my Dad said