#thingsmygfsays

[girlswannahavefuntoo]

“You don’t get this smart by being bright..” 

[betumbledpolaritis]

ice spice with my little lice 🧙‍♀️

[bearthegambit]

Watching #bravesvsmets when the GF ask, "Is that a girl pitching?" I say no, Jacob deGrom just has long hair. She replies, "Oh, he looks very feminine from the back." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #thingsmygfsays #gobraves

[things-my-girlfriend-says-blog]

My gf told me to open and start eating her chocolate bunny because she couldn't do start it and then started crying heavily after I opened the box. "No I told you not to!" my gf while sobbing over the bunny that I put back in the box 5 minutes ago.

[things-my-girlfriend-says-blog]

Put your hand in my shoulder. No not like that. Like a little bit in.

My gf. I dont even know

[things-my-girlfriend-says-blog]

My bag is sore.

My gf walking up stairs

[things-my-girlfriend-says-blog]

The small ones taste better because they’re younger.

My gf eating wedges

[things-my-girlfriend-says-blog]

I just taped something on my boob. On accident.

My gf.