#thinkingaboutmike

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When Mike is watching a scary movie,

more specifically one where the identity of the killer is a mystery,

he talks through the whole thing.

He likes to theorize how it ends while he’s watching — he always guesses wrong,

but he’s always ‘certain’ that whoever he’s chosen to push to blame onto is guilty.

When the movie ends, he’ll call it stupid and cheesy because he’s embarrassed.