So unfortunately I have a wonderful and open relationship with my parents, which means I decided to share my main fic with them since y’know it’s been years of my artistic effort. All fine and good.
And then I get introduced to my dad’s new roommate as ‘btw this man has read your fanfic’ and I’m going to WITHER and DECAY. DECEASED. PUT ME WOTH THE WORMS. And Dad is just staring at me like :D bc he’s being a proud dad despite the fact he just murdered me in cold blood.













