#this is 26

[vampmcr]

LOVE being unemployed genuinely surviving on nothing and spending every last penny on frolicking gayly in the fields 🖤

[forcewound]

3am drinking dr pepper and reading lynnmanda smut

[ttinkrbell]

my dream of getting married & having a beautiful wedding & a happy lil family is never gonna come true huh?

[trillianastra]

Hi, I made out with a boy in front of Safeway and almost went home with him. I don’t know who I am anymore.

[drunkonnjealousy]

not me avoiding texting a guy back so that I can stay in and study instead of going out on a date

[gentlediary]

a list of things that happened on my birthday this year:

- went to my work holiday party and was forced to stand on a chair and have 50 people sing happy birthday to me!

- had four tequila, lime & seltzer waters, had 2 tequila shots bought for me, drank them like water

- told the girl (my coworker) who i’m convinced is gay that i am gay, used to think she was gay (still do) and that i used to have a crush on her lmao

- puked 10 times. the first time was all over my coworkers entryway, then into their bushes in front of their house

- the last time was in the car (into a plastic bag) on my way to work friday morning (yes i somehow made it to work) and then i placed the bag of puke in a bush on my way into the building

- had our history teacher come out to me as bi while she was showering and i was vomiting in the toilet right next to her

overall, a truly successful birthday.

[wineandwin]

I meant to post this yesterday for National Selfie Day... but instead I'm posting it today for Smile Friday! This was last Friday night. I love some good body glitter ✨