No but seriously Twilight but Carlisle Cullen with PFach personality 👀
AGSHFHSJAKS,
Twilight with PFach energy would could be the gaggle of girls following Daddy Cullen as he splashed out the cash.
'Dad, I got an A,'
'Carlisle I hand -crafted my own Car!'
'I released my own fashion label-'
'I threw Jasper outta the window!'
And every single sentence would just get him blowing bubble gum bubbles, giving a half-hearted thumbs up till Esme comes round the corner with a horny:
'That's one fine ass, Doctor Cullen.'
And then he'd check himself out in the reflection of his car, grin and just reply:
'Mm, I recognise it.'












