#this is borderline shitposting

[backdooralley]

In which Azazel cares more about Sam's education than his family

[condomconfetti]

　　　　"You ever have a bruise and can't remember where you got it from? Sometimes I can poke at it and instantly remember. It's the ones that don't hurt that fuck me up. And hickey's don't count. I can usually keep track of those."

[dreadfutures]

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