#this man.

[kaiwithlove]

۶ৎ random bartender!logan thought

bartender!logan, when you ask him to chop the vegetables for dinner, arranging everything in the shapes of little hearts for you to find when you finally go to the kitchen to cook.

[persephone411]

I have literally nothing to add

[pyretta666]

IN BED WITH…TYPE O NEGATIVE (transcribed) he’s into rubber! he’s into fur! christ, he’s even into getting his willy out for playgirl magazine! stand proud type o negative mainman peter steele, and prepare to be undressed by slyvie simmons!

KERRANG!: when were you first aware of the birds and the bees?

PETER STEELE: "when i was about 12 years old, i had a very outgoing older friend who had no problem any time he was excited to take his penis out and just masturbate. so i had a go - and sure enough, i came!

K!: when did you lose your virginity and what was it like?

PS: "i was 18 years old and she was 16; we were both virgins. the only problem was her hymen was still intact and i had some difficulty inserting myself into her. i was downstairs in my parents' basement, and i ran upstairs and got some corn oil - that's all we had - and as i was lubricating myself i dropped the bottle on the floor! i didn't want to lose my erection, so i ran downstairs covered in corn oil, leaving the glass on the kitchen floor. the sex was almost over as quickly as it began!"

K!: do you practice safe sex? PS: "yes i do. there have been some accidents of course - things split - but i think i get an a for effort."

K!: do you get off on pornography? PS: "not really. if i'm going to get excited, there are plenty of women that i'd like to spend my time with: i don't have to look at books."

K!: why did you pose for playgirl magazine then? and what gave you the enormous hard on?! PS: "i did it to further type o negative's career. i figured i would be exposing myself - no pun intended! - to a whole new audience. and sure enough it definitely affected record sales. i had some manual stimulation and a catalogue of erotic thoughts i can easily access that kept me going."

K!: your todger looks enormous in playgirl - were the photos retouched? PS: rumor has it that my penis is not real in those shots - which is a compliment and an insult at the same time. there were no tricks. i'm 6ft 6 and i'm proportional. everything on me happens to be very long and thin - my fingers, my ears, my toes, and of course what hangs between my legs. it's like a package deal."

K!: are you a whips and chains kind of guy? PS: "my only rule in bed is never to say no - unless it includes excruciating pain or long-lasting damage. i like latex and fur, things that feel good to me sexually. i was always turned on by rubber - the feel of it, the smell of it, even the taste."

K!: are you a considerate bed partner? PS: "i'm a pretty good playmate. i really don't mind if i don't come - it's not a big deal to me. i've come probably 100,000 times already, so my partner's pleasure comes way before mine."

K!: how does that gel with songs like 'jackhammer rape?' PS: "it probably doesn't. of course it's not about raping anyone with a jackhammer, it's just screwing somebody so hard. when i wrote that, i was really really pissed off at somebody. i'm also into shock value."

K!: have you ever paid for - or been paid - for sex? PS: "i have never paid for sex and never will. i definitely think there's trade-offs though. if you want to be physical with somebody, you can pay them with other things - by caring about them." "but i've had offers from women to pay me. when i used to work with the new york city parks department as a maintenance worker, this woman i had seen there every day for about two weeks came over to me. she asked me how much money i made per year and i told her $40,000. and she said, 'how would you like to make that in one night?' i said, 'what do i have to do?'. what she wanted was a sperm sample."

K!: you took her up on it? PS: "yes i did. but i haven't seen the result."

K!: do you know where the woman's g-spot is? PS: "well, honestly i don't know. but i think i've found spots a to f!"

[papayasector]

what in the broadscar

[ilyaaaarozanov]

New photos of Connor for VMAN Magazine, Spring/Summer 2026.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

i just saw do i wanna know edit of wolfstar and on the "too busy being yours to fall for someone knew" it showed GRANT CHAPMAN oh my god ive never started crying so fucking quick in my life

[eluminium]

WHAT IS IT WITH SKIZZ AND THE NUMBER 3???

I don't get it man, this guy. THIS GUY. He just CAN'T SEEM to escape the number three. Don't believe me?

What about the fact that he's died 3rd every single series he's been in? Yep, both in 3rd life and in last life, this man died third. And in the exact same way too, foolishly charging into the enemy with no plan other than bloodshed. Which fails.

What about THIS????

LIKE YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A LITTLE BIT SUS. IN 3RD LIFE TOO. 3RD LIFE. WHERE THE FIRST 2 KILLS WERE HIS.

What about the fact he's only ever had 3 lives assigned to him?

What about the fact that in B.E.S.T, S is the 3rd letter?

What about the fact that he missed Double Life, the 3rd season of the Life Series??

What about the fact that because he missed Double Life, he’s been apart of 3 seasons of the Life series???

AND NOW. WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT IN SESSION 1 OF LIMITED LIFE, HE DIES 3 TIMES IN THE FIRST SESSION????

LIKE WHAT IS HIS DEAL??? WHY IS HE SO HAUNTED BY THE NUMBER 3??? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING????

And I mean, he's usually portrayed as an Angel in fanart. and 3 is considered a holy number. The Rule of 3, the Trinity, and its symbolism in numerology... (yes that's a thing. don't ask me how I know.) It all ties together. And it ties together to the man whose heart is too big for his head. To the man who, despite all the flair, has never killed in anything but self-defense, in the service of another. To the guy whose entire schtick so far in Limited Life is not to kill, but to appreciate the time he has and the people he's around. To the guy who's drawn as an angel.

I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CONSPIRACY THEORY AND IT MIGHT BE BUT LIKE, YOU SEE IT DON'T YOU??? THE PATTERNS???? IT'S INSANE. I DON'T GET IT.

Now idk what you could do with this as like a design thing. Could have like a third wing sticking out of his neck so he'd have 3 wings? Could have a halo with 3 rings? Idk man, I ain't the artist, but I feel like there's potential here.

Could also have Dove symbolism? Y'know, doves and angels, doves usually being associated with peace and Skizz having a very nonviolent and more negotiating approach. I mean he spared both Scar and Bdubs in 3rd Life, he chose mercy when really, he could have killed them together with the Red Army. And after Skizz dies is always when everything goes to true shit. After his death came the final battles of Dogwarts in 3rd life. After his death, the Wither was summoned in Last Life and everything fell into slowly decaying chaos. First goes the canary, the first warning that time has run out. Second goes an innocent other, to hammer in that there's no return. And to complete the rule of 3, the dove follows the canary. The death of peace, a final warning. That now there will be no more.

im a little insane about skizzleman okay.