#this seriously happens

[ionlygaveanonion]

Alyosha: *kisses Lise*

Lise: What was that?

Alyosha: Affection.

Lise: Disgusting.

Alyosha:

Lise:

Lise: Do it again.

[crossfitjesusinblackskinnyjeans]

Things I forgot to post about this weekend for any of my followers who care 😂

The awkward moment when you were super drunk at a Halloween party with your husband this past weekend and you kiss a girl and then find out that her date for the night is her fiance..... Happy Halloween everyone.

[penguin-artist]

*whenever I see the time is 7:11*

*images of JD and Michael Mell bounce around in my brain* me: w hy

[primordial-khaos314]

Why does everyone want to adopt me...

[spooncryptid]

My little brother, yelling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! My little brother, giggling: I made a huge burp!

[goldpilot22]

"why do you fidget so much?" if i don't move my hands/legs for like half an hour my brain will forget that they're still there and then i have to remember how legs work before i can stand up

[greathaircrew]

You know riarkle is your otp when you type the letter r and it automatically corrects to riarkle

[havvehojen]

Family Member:“Yeah Jen, I think people would love to buy your art/keychains/whatever!”

Me:“...”

Me: “Then actually share my advertising posts ya jerks. Seriously. Help me.”