#this type of thing

[crablands]

@shmuzzieheart I’m imagining :)

For context it’s based on @dradelcra’s post:

https://dradelcra.tumblr.com/post/653279788730089472/dradelcra-when-thinking-about-the-properties-of

[cleromancy]

dear my blood circulation system. can you just do it normal instead of putting all the blood in my hands and feet For No Reason

[the-abdicated-flesh]

biped ambulatory manual 7th edition

there is something terribly wrong with me

you’ve suspected for years now

somewhere about the eyes 

plastic and odd, too stiff, dark but not puffy, swollen but not pink

an elastic nervousness, twitching irises that do not settle

(someone’s screaming again and i am choosing to believe it has nothing to do with me)

(i haven’t set a house on fire for months now and i am breathing as regularly as i ever manage)

still, still you are staring at me

horror and disgust pooling on your tongue, seeping from your mouth

with a grip on car keys that suggests you would like to use them

that you would like to pin me between headlights and lay into your engine until one of us learns our lesson

i am pinning my ears to the side of my head in hopes of deterring you 

it does not seem to be working

(you are staring at me like you would like to see me between headlights)

[pawstothewall]

I was at this dinner birthday party thing earlier and like I heard people talking about how their daughter wanted spiderman bed sheets or smth and they said they were disgusted because they never wanted a boy and 'she's basically just like one' i'm

this kid is like six or something

wow good parents good on you for shitting on ur kid and enforcing harmful gender expectations good parents wow