my very true AND very real alien abduction story‼️‼️🛸🛸
skinny aliens find me
they take me on their ship, it struggles to lift me but that’s ok
oh my god there’s mcdonald’s in space
naturally i need a mcdouble (with a sweet tea duh)
giant alien bodyguard returns me safely back to home
10/10 would get abducted again, but space sweet tea sucks do not recommend
EDIT:
this is what space actually looks like, no nasa picture is real 🤡🚀🪐















