#thiswontworkwithyourfancypaperplates

[uselesskitchentools-blog]

Keeping with the theme of pizza.  Perhaps you're a minimalist and can't bear to eat with a shovel, try the next laziest option, this thing.  After you slice the no need to slice pizza, shove the whole fork and cutter in your mouth and clamp down.  But first, be sure to check blade sharpness on your tongue.