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It's rock candy. I suppose you don't want it.

Annnd why is that?Did you lick it?

... well then you won't like the candy I brought either.

Wait, what?

well ugh i thought we were FRIENDS.

Hugs are welcome! Licking on the other hand...I... don't know where your tongue has been.

Germs... and stuff.Ew.

You know? So yeah, no licking!

/licks him/ Hi.

Ewww, that's definitely not a good way to greet me!

I would LIKE TO but the thing is no matter when I go to bed, I won't sleep till after 12. It ain't happening. Besides. I need to work.

That's usually my excuse..

You know what? I am starting to relate to you. I BARELY get enough sleep these days unless it's the weekend. Blurgh.

That's not a good thing. Get to bed early, turn off the computer every once in a while. The internet's still gonna be here when you wake up.

/kisses cheek/ Good morning mommy.

Mmph, good morning Jam.

I like pringles actually. Or bacon chips. They're great.

Bacon chips are even worse.

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