#thorgeous

[lovelybrockohurn]

[hjbender]

Would Thor be sexier if he had tattoos?

When you’ve got a blank canvas as good-looking as Thor’s, there is truly nothing you can put on it (or do to it) to make it ugly. It will either remain as its baseline sexiness or experience a net increase. I’m talking anything. Like

reminders penned on the back of hands (or even foreheads)

green screen goblin suits made of 100% spandex

Sharpie monocles

glasses

a tropical romper and loafers (i.e., anything from Taika Waititi’s closet)

goofy temporary tattoos from 25¢ gum machines in buffet restaurant lobbies (Thor would love those, you just know it)

fanny packs with bicycle shorts

Crayola marker doodles drawn on his arms by kids

a buzz cut given by a nearsighted barber (see also: Ragnarok)

experiments in retro facial hair (see also: Bad Times at the El Royale)

piercings, like a big diamond stud in his ear or, God help us all, a tongue ring kjhsdfghas;dglaksjdf

matted-ass hellbilly dreadlocks à la Rob Zombie

seriously what can you do

nothing, that’s what

and half of that beauty is in his personality so…

drinks!

In conclusion, anon, yes, I think Thor would be even sexier with tattoo(s). Even if one of those was a lower back tattoo that says “worthy bitch” in flowing, sparkling script and which Loki may or may not be responsible for daring him to get

[foxesandfables]

I’ve been practicing my Photoshop techniques and this goddess spoke to me.

[samhouston1105]

Thor betrays me by choosing another lap and this is the smug face I get 😭 #thorgeous

[lovelybrockohurn]

Go Stunts Go!!!!!!

[lovelybrockohurn]

Merry Christmas!

[lovelybrockohurn]

[lovelybrockohurn]

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!PONY!

Just in time for Christmas.

Some little kids Christmas was just made.