"After Ekla and Amogh ... after all the heartbreak ... after the perfect life was snatched from my grubby hands ... I can't see straight ... I can't think straight ..."
Viviso found herself sobbing alone in the corner of a pub, just hours after leaving her husband. She'd found out that the man she was having an affair with, also happened to be in a relationship with her husband. She hated boy gays. Only girl gays were cool, like King Princess.
"I AM RUINED !" she wailed, her cries echoing through the nearly empty pub.
"WHO WILL RELIEVE MY HORNINESS NOW ?"
Right then, almost as if on queue, a really sexy bartender began to approach her.
Her greasy eyes sparkled as her potato body started to feel sensations.
"Not as sexy as Ekla ... no one could ever beat his smexcc ... but this attractive cucumber ..."
She let out a soft moan.
"He could treat me right."
She was snapped out of her trance by a low, masculine growl.
"Hey kiddo, you're not allowed to be here. We should help get you back to your mum huh ?"
Viviso's horny little brain filtered it all out. Her throat was suddenly as dry as a desert, all she could do was stutter at the sight of the beautiful beast.
She thought she'd never feel it again but oh boy was she wrong. For what certainly wouldn't be the last time,