#tiffanylisa

[flydinom]

sweaters and daggers <3

bonus +

[beforeitrains]

Thinking about the white flowers found in the living room in Tiffany's 3B apartment. Considering Tiffany's preferred purple-pink color scheme, it's doubtful that she bought them herself. We can also rule out Gary getting his assistant anything. I believe that sweet, naive bouquet might have been the last gift Lisa got for Tiffany before the betrayal. And yeah, that possibility is just painful to think about. :(

[intratectec9]

Let's go yuri :3

[beforeitrains]

There is a theory that demons can't swim and are scared of water in general (because water symbolizes the Holy Spirit). So imagine John attempting to troll Gary by sending him an invitation to a pool party on a hot summer day. Surprizingly, Gary does show up, because there's no way he'd miss out on seeing his nemesis in hot Catholic swimwear, and sits gloomily by the poolside while pretending to read some supersmart book in an ancient language that no one besides him can understand.

Lisa is appointed as the lifeguard, because she's the only sane responsible person on the scene. But most of her attention is focused on Tiffany who's downing cocktails like crazy and attempting to dive from the shallow end of the pool.

It doesn't take long for Gary to crack some outrageously blasphemous joke, prompting John to hit him with a cross made of pool noodles. The fight ends with both of them in the water, where it becomes apparent that John sucks at swimming too.

Father Garcia arrives on the scene with the kids just in time to see John and Gary recreating Jack's death scene from Titanic, while the lifeguard is giving the goth woman in a skimpy bikini an overly enthusiastic mouth-to-mouth CPR.

[beforeitrains]

That awkward moment when your girlfriend tries to impress you by summoning the baddest demon from the spellbook.

[beforeitrains]

Thinking about a FTUT Corpse Bride AU with Tiffany and Lisa as the corpse bride and the living bride, Gary as Lord Barkis ("Ah, Tiffany, always the bridesmaid, never the bride!") and John as the supposedly-rich bachelor whom Gary tries to marry for money. Also featuring Father Allred as the grumpy pastor, who can't believe young people these days can't even learn their vows properly.