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1: Whospends almost all their money on the other?
R- Tim, most likely, he already pawned half his possessionsjust to rent a decent suit for the prom (which by the way got burned).
2: Whosleeps in the other’s lap?
R- They take turns… I simply cannot choose which onelooks cuter.
3: Whowalks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
R- Same as with the Timmore headcannons, Tim is verycarefree with this kind of stuff, in hot days he’ll simply remove his shirt andboots to feel comfortable… Speed though, might get a bit flustered by this act.
4: Which one tells the other not to stay upall night and which one stays up all night anyway?
R- Speed’s very hard working and tents to work ‘tillate at night, Tim gets a bit worried the other might not be getting enoughsleep… after all he has little bags under his eyes.
5: Which one tries to make food for theother but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay andmakes them both cookies?
R- Well, I do believe both have a least a littleculinary experience, at least to make some decent bacon N eggs for breakfast…they are not experts, but at least they don’t burn food… they do take turns tocook tho.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Ohthat’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
R- Speed is the king of memes, so he might get excitedabout OTP prompts… Tim definitely can’t meme.
7: Which one constantly wears the other’sclothes?R- I simply cannot force anyone to wear Tim’s tacky clothes, unless it’s the bigfluffy coat… but they do change hats often for fun.
8: Which one spends all day running errandsand which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
R- Again it would be Speed, he is hardworking and veryenthusiastic, he can do a lot of things in a single day, but handling so manythings can be a bit overwhelming and some of the smallest things might slip hismind. Tim on the other hand is more patient and organized, so is his job tohelp speed not to get lost into things.
9: Which one drives the car and which onegives them directions?
R- They are both experienced travelers, but Speed ismore impatient than Tim is, so its Tim’s job to make sure they don’t get lost.
10: Which one does the posing while theother one draws?
R- I have no idea to be honest! XD I don’t image anyof them drawing so none.
11: If they were about to rob a museum,which one does back flips through lasers and which one is strolling behind witha bag of chips?
R- Speed would be the one saying: “Stand back! I was a master criminal! I can handle this!” and dothe stuff while Tim patiently waits
12: Whichone of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stopdrinking?
R- Both enjoy going to drink together and it usually stopswhen one of the two can’t keep itself up on the chair and the other takes themhome… Usually Speed is the first one to go down, but Tim has his days too.
13: Which one likes to surprise the otherwith a lot of small random gifts?
R- Tim, he’ll do anything to make Speed smile.
14: Which one keeps accidentally using theother’s last name instead of their own?
R- Tim, he’s embarrassed to admit it tho…
15: Whichone screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
R- Now, Speed is not afraid of spiders, but he jumpswhen he spots one WAY too close. Despisethat, both can take spiders outside, having little to no care about poisonousanimals after dealing with all kinds of creatures.
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
R- Tim, he cares a lot for speed, if he sees himcomplain about cold he’ll give up his own jacket.
17: Whokeeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
R- Tattoo and Kempo master (and the rest of ogrestreet) don’t like Tim at all… they’ll Stare daggers at him and often threathim about “ If you ever dare to hurt Speedwagon…”. Tim pays little to no mindto this and would often just ignore them (and that just makes them angrier)
18: Who’s the first one to admit they havefeelings for the other?
R- You would say its Tim, the desperate romantic…. Butit was actually Speed (its been proven by the bdcomunity).
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
R- They are both caring and loving parents, veryresponsible too, and Speed as a whole catalogue of “backup ogre street babysitters” in case of emergency. Also they both fill in each other’s faults… Timis more patient than Speed, but too soft to give proper discipline, somethingthat Speed can surely give.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar andwhich one types using numbers as letters?
R- None of them use numbers and letters.. but they don’thave perfect grammar either Uu.
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and whoprotects them?
R- Tim would always defend Speed if he’s in trouble…but Speed already has a whole band of street tugs to back him up in anysituation. It’s actually Speed who would jump and save Tim when he’s surroundedby trouble… not that Tim needs it but it proves how much Speed cares.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes apained smile every time the other makes a pun?
R- Tim is REALLY bad at jokes, Speed tries hard not tofacepalm.
23: Who comes home from work to see that theother one bought a puppy?
R- And so Speed arrived to see Tim holding a box ofchibi assassins with a huge smile saying: “can we keep ‘em?”
24: Which one gives the other a piggybackride when they’re tired?
R- Tim, he endures a bit more than Speed does, and asstated before, he’ll do anything for Robert.
25: Which one competes in some sort ofactivity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
R- Speedwagon, please people, he is like a professionalin the job of cheering. The first scenario that comes to mind is Tim being insome kind of competition and Speedwagon cheering from the sidelines… suchenthusiastic cheer fills Tim with determination.
26: Whotakes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
R- That’ll probably be Robert too… tho I can’t imagenany of them doing it.
27: Whichone would give the other a makeover if they asked?
R- Neither of them is that into fashion nor intolooks, so I don’t think either of them would do it… Still I do believe speed mightgive Tim the “thug outfit” so he can blend in ogre street, Tim on the other handcould see Speedwagon with that “cowboy outfit” Marty wore on “Back to thefuture 3” and still find it cute… he definitely has no sense of fashion so don’task him to dress Speedwagon as a cowboy.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other isabsolutely terrified of?
R- Tim is not afraid of any kind of beast, not eventattoo… and Speed has seen worse creatures in his days… so of matter whatkind of animal they bring home, they would both agree to it.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over bothof them when it rains?
R- Tim… as stated before, he care an awful lot aboutSpeedy… besides… Rain is treacherous.
30: If your OTP went on vacation, wherewould they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
R- I bet they would go to their respective places,London and Wyoming, and show the other around the places they like the most andthe things they enjoy to do the most… Speed takes the pictures.
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