Feb 13, 2019
Caitlin
I met a girl named Caitlin,
it seemed like true romance,
but I found out, surprisingly,
she didn’t like to dance.
The very thought alarmed her,
she never told me why,
but since I like to cut a rug,
I bid her ass goodbye.
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Caitlin
I met a girl named Caitlin,
it seemed like true romance,
but I found out, surprisingly,
she didn’t like to dance.
The very thought alarmed her,
she never told me why,
but since I like to cut a rug,
I bid her ass goodbye.
I just made out with a man and I swear to god a kiss is not suppose to feel like a fucking water slide
Shuangyang
I met a girl named Shuangyang,
as Asian as they come,
well-behaved and beautiful,
and anything but dumb.
We played our little dating game,
I thought I was the winner,
but like so many Tinder-chicks,
all she wanted was dinner.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING
IM JUST TRYNA CUDDLE AND SHARE HOW CUTE OUR HOBBIES COULD BE BUT YALL OUT HERE DOGGIN ME #frustrated #angy #needsnacc #altgf #tindersucks https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ0W3y4DmuR/?igshid=2ur4wg2cg4aw
A girl...
She's amazing when I speak to her my brain goes stupid. You ask me to describe how you speak about things and I blush hard because I get flustered. Meeting you on tinder was pure luck. I think she's amazing I think about her a lot and wish we're could go back to the time when we first went in our few dates but fuck I'm not ready for a relationship and you said you're not ready either. I like you I wanna be with toy but I wonder if you wanna be with me you say that it's hard because I'm so adorable and when I speak Spanish it drives you crazy. Meeting you on tinder was the only good thing but now that i try to download at it again to me it's just a scam now and I found an amazing girl I got lucky. Maybe this is the test patience is a virtue that I must learn because a better relationship starts of by becoming friends. I just wanna meet a girl the regular way no more dating apps just a regular meeting like faith. I just wish I knew if she's still into me.
Tinder Sucks
Most girls be like, "No FWB no hook up." The fuck you on Tinder for then? It's like me watching Pornhub waiting to see if the plumber will actually fix the broken sink. GTFOH!
Catch 22
When you rly wanna super like someone on tinder but then you know you’ll definitely scare them off
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