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I'm so freaking tired and crazy busy today but like I had to drop this here before I forget

Chuck/Evan

#up all night with O #little dude had a nightmare #but kid wants to ride bikes #then we gotta pack some #then drive an hour to the grandparents house drop O off and drive back - by myself because P works #oh and I pull a muscle yesterday - can barely turn my neck #uuugjsjhs #I just want to lay in bed for a thousand years right now #anyways #its going to be a loooooong day #send the good vibes 💛💚🦊🫶#twotaleshomelife #tinytwotales

We are about to surprise our kid with a bike and I am so excited to see O's reaction

Just going to the store to pick up some "groceries" HAAAAAAAAA

O will never see it coming

#i live for that grin man #I am so giddy #tinytwotales #twotaleshomelife

O: I don't like green anymore.

Me: Why?

O: Because it's not stupid. I like colors that are stupid.

Me: I literally can't argue with that.

#I have zero way to contribute to this #so I tickle attacked O #hehehehehehe #apparently my favorite color isn't stupid #and this is not the way lol #tinytwotales #twotaleshomelife

We got our kid a full switch controller for tiny hands for their birthday - kiddo found it though so early present I guess - O is in love

Did you know three year olds can learn to play animal crossing, minecraft(creative mode,) pikmin, and pokemon snap? Even with a bigger controller-

Yup, kiddo would rather play a game during screen time than watch something, little gamer! 💛💚

Tbf our kid can also play board games labeled for 6+ so just might be an O thing

(We started playing games with O at age 2)

Anyways, it could happen if you try

Size comparison if anyone is interested 😊

#is this a flex?#i didn't mean it that way but maybe 🤔#I also like to play the smaller controller- it feels nice #tinytwotales #twotaleshomelife

O picked out some gifts for kids through a toy drive and we talked about it a bit and later he asked me if santa was real, so I said what my family does, he's real if you believe he is, and you know what he shot back at me?

"If he's real then why isn't he giving those other kids presents?"

And he just shook my world because I, sadly, had never thought about it that way

I played it off saying we're helpers but jfc my heart if I had all the money I would be giving people all the things, especially kids.

#i mean we try #twotaleshomelife #tinytwotales

Finding solid parent friends is like dating and I hate it.

#we don't people well #twotaleshomelife #tinytwotales

Our almost four year old has chosen the pronoun cheetah 🐆

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Me listening from the bathroom

O: DADDY IM A BABY NIGHTCRAWLER

P: Oh yeah? Cute.

O: AND YOUR A DADDY NIGHTCRAWLER

P: Of course I am!

I have no idea if they are talking about xmen or not

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