#tipsycrypti

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Uh uncle Lost said to harass you but you seem nice so just imagine a really annoying 18yo brother sitting with his hand an inch away from your arm saying "not touching you"

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Ya like jaaazz?

yis

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Lemme get a, one of those, what are they, oh yeah a Wilford with a mouth?

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mother-hela88 replied to your post “Favorite snack food?”

DON'T YOU DARE EAT ICE CREAM YOU LACTOSE INTOLERANT MAN

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

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Thing you headcanon wilford to do/have that no one else head canons -lostmod

hah, sorry @lost-inhibitions I like passed out. But uuuh...I cant really say that no-one else has done these ideas buuuut, 

I hc that  (for my wilford at least) youre dealing with more than one “being”. My Wilford is a mix between the house demon, william, and wilford. Theres ways to communicate with each of these beings. Except the house demon. 

Anyways, the only way you could communicate with william is if wilford is sleeping and youre able to wake the body up during REM. Or through enough torment. It’s awful...But with certain strains on the brain and body, you can switch who you talk to. Don’t do it too much though. The house demon will freak cause your causing its hosts mentality to deteriorate, so it’ll shut the body down. 

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TipsyCrypti

Heeeey, I’m tipsy! Send me asks, or small requests or whatever. If you don’t want any mentions of booze, I’ll tags these asks as ‘tipsycrypti’ so you can blacklist!!

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Favorite snack food?

mmmh, calamari....or chips and salsa owo

OH ICECREAM!!!! THAT TOO!!

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What's your favorite flavor of drink? Alcoholic or not

Aside from water, and chocolate milk... I loooove margaritas!!