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Cory thinks he’s bad at girl’s

Cory: “but dude, I’m bad at girls.”

P.j.: “No your not! what do you do at work all day? [flirt with girls]”

Alex: “Yeah dude! you gotta stop using your name tag as a shield, and start using your dick as a sword!”

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This morning PJ and I were about to make breakfast. but there was a fortune cookie on the stove. PJ threw it against the wall where it bounced and landed on the counter next to me, where I promptly smashed it with my fist and PJ yelled

"No!! That cookie had a future!!!"

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Breakfast creations at 1:30 in the afternoon.

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This is how our weekends start, every time.

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I'm such an old man, but I love nuts.

Cory upon trying pistachio ice cream for the first time.

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A drunk Alex gives his input on the frozen pizza he just made. " I don't know who wrote this pizza....but they did a good job." 

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Shopping with appt 3

So we went shopping today at ten o clock at night, it took way too long. we changed shopping strategies like four times b/c we kept getting insync (lol) with other random people and its awkward, so we ended up taking some ridiculous fucked up path through the grocery store that somehow has us getting eggs first, it was weird. any way, so these poor eggs get put in the top part of the basket, but for some reason we keep throwing shit on top of the eggs. 

so we finally finish and check out get out to the car and start packing every thing in to the trunk. we got way too much crap and fill up the the trunk so i put a few things in the back seat and then look up at Cory, and he is standing there looking into the trunk, holding the eggs, he looks up at me, he looks down at these poor eggs, looks back at me and says "FUCK IT TRUST!" and drops the eggs into the trunk and slams the lid.

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P.j. hears a car alarm and jumps and does a karate pose

Alex: "I like your surprised karate reaction"

P.j.: "you have to, just in case"

Alex: "its just in case karate- JICK"

P.j.: "I just JICKed so hard"