#tired arsonist

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I've decided to eat the rich....

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I'm gonna drag Belphie into your place of work. Just ya wait (The-fallen-mephistopheles)

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You WILL NOT, and if you do I'll set you and myself on fire.

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Are you a boy or a girl?

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Mistletoe! (The-fallen-mephistopheles)

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"Really? Fuck yeah, alright." Xaphan didn't just lock lips with his fellow fallen brother in arms, but hopped up to wrap their legs around his waist.

They were clowning around, of course, haha...Unless?

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Xaphan: Welcome to Fourth Flames Cafe, what can I get for you?

Belphegor: Can I have sex?

Xaphan: You want sex?!

Belphegor: No, stupid, number six!

Xaphan, disappointed: ...Oh.

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*standing in line at the cafe*

*Xaphan gave the customer their receipt and pointed them to the pickup counter. After so, they looked to Ash, motioning her to come forward.* Hello, what can I get you? *They have a very tired expression on their features.*

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[Mistletoe!! Because I can't wait to see what happens...]

"Oh fuck, a human!" Xaphan took her by the hips, and dipped her down. Smoke bellowed out their smirking features. "Pucker up, and don't mind the burning."

They were only playing, knowing better than to harm one of Diavolo's prized humans. They placed a soft peck to her cheek, no burning to be felt.

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Karen: What do you mean I can't get a refund?!?! *waving her 3/4 empty drink in his face* I said I don't like it! The customer is always right!!

*Xaphan looks to their side, and lifts up a coffee pot. With just a small pause to feel the weight of the pot, they then jumped over the counter to smash it over the demonic Karen's head.*