#tmi probs

[soohyukslut]

it’s honestly homophobic that noone has giffed every scene of charlie barnett and murray bartlett from tales of the city yet.... especially the sex and kiss scenes god fuck me they are so fucking sexy i want them to both dick me down hard this is too much for my thirsty ass... first ellen page gets recruited by a married couple for a threesome (my dream) and then murrays got his damn legs in the air while charlie is fucking him and pumping hard and his sweaty back and ass is just. omg fuck. im only on episode 3 and i am overstimulated. please i need gifs and content i would totally do it myself if i knew how

[skiptomy]

Long ass list of symptoms under the cut 

Head

-Migraines/headaches

-Acne

-Eye strain, often go out of focus

-Constantly stuffed nose, even when on allergy meds

-Jaw pops a lot

-Ears WONT pop, can’t hear well

-Near Constant Ringing in ears/Tinnitus

-Everything feels foggy when I’m in pain

-Tired all the time

-Eye mucus

-Constant Running nose/Sneezing

-Occasional eye twitches, five to ten minute bouts

-Sleep doesn’t restore rest

-Hard to get to sleep

-Nose Polyps 

-Tongue swells in the back sometimes

-Fevers when pain is bad

Neck

-Constant stiffness

-easily gets pulled/strained

-Post Nasal drip

-Tonsil Stones

-Constantly swollen lymph nodes

-Trouble holding up head

Shoulders

-Shoulders click and grind when rotating arm

-Will pop out occasionally

-deep pain between shoulder blades and spine

-small cysts/acne

-Almost constant pain

Arms

-Elbows lock/pop

-Wrist always feel swollen 

-Almost constant wrist pain

-Feels like Carpals pop out of place

-Fingers Pop out of joints/lock in place

-HyperFlexibility in Fingers

Torso

Lungs

->Pain while breathing

->Asthma is definitely not controlled even with Advair

->Hard to get a full breath most of the time

->Coughing Fits

->Coughing when Laughing/Singing

Stomach

-upset stomach at least once a week, usually like every other day

-diarrhea at least once a week

-seemingly very selective lactose intolerance

Lower Back pain 

->Can’t walk for more than 20 minutes without brace and cane

->With brace can’t walk more than an hour

->bad enough to make me cry from attempting to sit up

   (I didn’t even cry when I sliced my thumb open to the bone)

->Feels like it’s seizing up most of the time, even when sitting

-> Constant pain

Hips

-Will pop out or lock up

-Almost constant pain

Legs

-Knees constant pain

-Knees pop out and lock up

-Knees click when I walk

-Ankles click when I walk

-Knees constant pain

-Feet always hurt

-Tendon in Foot will overstretch easily

-Toes lock up/pop out of socket

-Knees feel unstable most days

-Occasional discoloration around knees

Skin

-Cuts don’t heal

-Dry skin cuts easily, small scrapes and cuts without knowing how I got them

-scars from every cut

-Bruises don’t show up for several days, last weeks

-From armpits to knees (also on upper arms) feels like it’s bruised despite no coloration, literally hurts worst to poke it than getting a tattoo

-discolored on sternum/under breasts

-small cysts on arms, full of pus, similar to when I had shingles

Other

-Lots of muscle strains/pulls/tears

-Pain worsens when it’s raining, or very humid

-Very Flat Feet

-Frequent urination/ near constant pressure

-Severe Period Pain

-Lower than normal Body temp (usually 97.3)

-Hearing Loss

-Joints click

-Sleep Apnea 

-Frequent Ear Infections

-Frequent Sore Throats

-Frequent Nausea 

-Get dizzy in high heat

-Skin gets rashes in high heat

-Sensitivity to Light

-Sensitivity to Loud Noises

Mental Health

-Depression

-ADHD

-Anxiety

-Paranoia

-Mania occasionally

-Memory problems

Health History

-Asthma

-Ringworm that went systemic

-Shingles like four times

-Pneumonia like twice a year since 8th grade

-Seasonal Allergies 

-Lots of food intolerances

-Chronic Pain since about 6th or 7th grade

-Chronic Migraines since 7th grade

-Partial Deafness

-Getting colds ALL the time

-Tubes in my ears

-Lots of Sore Throats/strep

-Arthritis 

[kollapsar]

as an istp i’m probably a fucking trip to get involved with tbh

on the outside i’m like. chilling and playing a video game or some shit or just reading a book and minding my own damn business, shit talking this dude because it’s fun to give him a hard time

inside i’m just ?!!!????? keysmashbrain.

like i haven’t romantically been talking to anybody in so long that now that i am my brain is just?? business as usual with a side of horny, completely ignoring the screaming feelings in the corner over there, can’t deal with those right now, let’s do something else, cool

sometimes i’m jelly of feeler types because they experience emotion frequently enough to know what to do to process them when they have them. this just feels like a nagging and completely unnecessary itch on me and i don’t know how to get at it while i’m trying to get work done lol

[devilmns]

why does rubbing one out have to be a whole day event 🙄

[alloycord]

i think wishing immediate death upon one person literally every time you see them should be either more or a lot less socially acceptable because that would let me either say i need this guy to die right in front of me to his face or i could mention the fact im thinking this and be allowed to NOT be around this guy bc i really dont think this is good for me

[idontgiveaflyinggrayson69]

There’s something exhilarating about doing some shots and getting fucking high before going skinny dipping just saying

[imtheiliad]

i can feel the salicylic acid seeping into my pores, ugh

[pansy1993]

being on blood thinners is just paranoia city i literally always think im going to get my period and have blood down to my knees in 5 seconds