#toadpalooza

[uchihasavior]

[[ Regarding the anti we’ve had floating around recently... (I’ve seen other people make posts about this person but I’m gonna drop this link to boot).

This person runs ninjashadesofgray/toadpalooza/silverwaterslasher and inensesenseofmorality and it’s very obvious it’s all the same person. 

http://archive.is/wrhVm

No, making other blogs to literally pretend to be another person and to secretly play with other people you know don’t like you (or you don’t like them) isn’t a healthy coping mechanism. This isn’t something people frequently do. 

Making a blog or two where people don’t know it’s you to do some other, random shit isn’t the same as literally making blogs where you pretend to be someone else, especially if you are going to immediately interact with the same 2-3 people every single time, and use the same syntax and give yourself away.

The RPC values honesty, just say who you are on your blogs and be honest, don’t try to get around people you’ve pissed off by playing pretend. ]]

[zankouu]

hands him a cloned baby Itachi in a kitty cat onsie. then flees into the woods.

“?????” 

What the heck just happened. Who was this baby. Why is it so cute. WHy is saSUke cRYING??

@toadpalooza

[abyssaldespair]

"Whoah man and I thought my face was wrinkly."He rubs his chin, alright he was probably more wrinkly than Obito at the moment, but he was old he had excuses. " Anyway kiddo someone told me you liked kittens!" He just hands him some seeing eye kittens that he had for no reason whatsoever. One was an orange and tiny, one was white and one looked a over weight and was grey.

His first time seeing not only Nagato’s, but Naruto and Minato-sensei’s sensei, and what is the first thing the honorable man tells him? That he’s wrinkly.... Or ugly, in other words, right? That makes something in Obito’s heart break a little, and he has to look down at his feet in a mixture of disappointment and shame. 

“Nice to meet you too, Jiraya.” No honorifics. Fuck no. “I don’t want those kittens.” He takes them in his arms anyway, still grumpy. 

[redlineoffate-a]

( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!♡ ((pick any muse you think would be the most hilarious reaction to.))

“Ero-sennin! I used oyroike no jutsu as you told me only to make you write your boring book rather faster! You shouldn’t kiss me! You are an impenetrable pervert!”

[masshirohebi-moved]

"Hey Oro, I didn't know you had a hot chick working for you, she hit's pretty decent too. What's her name because I doubt it's ' you sicko bastard' which is the phrase she told me when I met her in the bathroom."

“I ask you kindly refrain from harassing my staff Jiraiya.”They doubt there is much need to intervene, since Karin was perfectly capable of defending herself. However they did prefer it when their guests behaved themselves in a mannerly way. Hospitable as the serpent was currently being to their comrade, they wouldn’t feel awfully bad if they had to kick him out in to the cold to regain peace in their working environment. It wasn’t as if the sage was in any way unable to provide for himself after all.

“If she hasn’t given you her name, it’s because she doesn’t want you to know it. Unlike you, I’m going to respect her desire for privacy,” they retort back, deciding that the man deserved no answers. They certainly wouldn’t be tending to any wounds he acquired during his conversation with her either. “I will however, tell you that she is a sensor. One of the most talented ones I’ve met. If you plan on sneaking up on her, you’re going to be greeted by disappointment every time. So do us both the favour and leave her be won’t you?”

[sweet-spicyandsharp-blog]

"Here baby sit this little man for me and you get like half a million ryō.." He plops a suspiciously adorable looking toddler who seemed to be about four years old in front of her. He was very suspicious looking as he had a lot of white wavy hair, red facial lines under his eyes and was squinting up at her suspiciously. Jiraiya had long since run off by the time he was set down.

“Huh-- Wait, I didn’t agree to this, old man!”

He was one of them. The legendary three Ninja, so being handed a mission should’ve been held in high esteem.

But she was a Special Jounin, not a babysitter! That stuff was for genin still wet behind the ears!

“Guess it’s you an’ me, kid.” Anko crosses her arms, and taps her foot impatiently. She could pretend to lose him, maybe force Jiraiya to pay her more...

[super-kame-love]

"I heard kisses!"

Come get a kiss from Kame! (2/5)

“Ahaha! Yep-yep-yep! Come an’ get one~!” 

His lips tempt her, but should she go for them directly? She’s heard somewhere that in order to reel a man in–especially a Scorpio man–you ought to tease him, a little. Give them enough to prove your intent, but leave them wanting more. 

But how should she do it? 

Ah! That’s it! 

She keeps her eyes fixed on the left corner of his mouth. Smiling back at him, she creeps up and presses her right hand against his broad chest–so tall!–and plants a kiss right in that corner of his mouth, getting up on her tiptoes as she does so. 

Her left hand hooks onto his shoulder. He smells of bonfires and tobacco. 

[asagao-onna]

her most attractive aspect? would be her intense appetite.

“Oh, thank you! I always heard a healthy appetite is a good trait in a woman.“