Mar 7, 2017
When you like your toast crunchy, but you leave it in the toaster 0.7546 seconds too long and then it is TOO crunchy. Like "I'm eating peanut butter and jam on a crumbling brick" crunchy.
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When you like your toast crunchy, but you leave it in the toaster 0.7546 seconds too long and then it is TOO crunchy. Like "I'm eating peanut butter and jam on a crumbling brick" crunchy.
Life is like a toast; I can't make a perfect one. Damn.
somewhere out there, there is a picture of me as a child failing so hard at toast that it was stuck to my forehead. me being an idiot, I'm pretty sure I lost it at some show and tell thing back in the seventh grade. let's take a moment of silence for that lost treasure.