#toby's lists

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dream smp hcs you can pry from my cold dead hands

(/rp of course)

fundy is trans (yeah, that’s already pseudo canon, but shh)

bad is built like a tank

sapnap has a septum peircing

puffy’s hair is brown, blonde, and neon rainbow, with uneven little chunks of each every here and there

tubbo is deaf/hoh after the festival

quackity’s voice sounds like a shitty discord call (shoutout to @the-gay-is-back for this one)

niki knows how to box

centaur sam, but make him dog-like instead of horse-like

long hair dream, baby!!

long hair everyone, actually.

gimme my ponytail punz smh

tommy plays the recorder, specifically to piss wilbur off.

fundy’s mic cutting out is canon, his voice just randomly stops working if he gets loud enough

schlatt and techno are both perfectly capable of eating just about anything. schlatt uses this as a party trick, and techno only does it to scare tommy.

ranboo has a limp

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things in dream smp lore i think we should acknowledge: (/rp)

ponk is possessed by a dreamon and is the direct descendant of a murderer.

punz is nonbinary.

dream told punz he might need him to pretend to betray him.

puffy is consistently called a guy and uses all pronouns.

sam nook.

purpled is the only person working for the egg who isn't under it's direct influence.

connor spoke to glatt, back when he first joined the server.

tommy idolized schlatt as a kid.

iskall exists in canon lore.

this one is talked about a lot, but austin is canonically dead.

snapchat exists in canon lore.

jack voted for schlatt because he was told all the fountains manburg would be filled with kool-aid.

hbomb had a villain arc during doomsday.

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dsmp as things my family has said (/rp)

tommy- 'mean old cunt. rest in the dirt bastard.'

tubbo- 'there's a reason i haven't talked to you guys in twenty three years and it's because of the american legal system.'

wilbur- 'this isn't a pushup bra, i have four travel sized bottles of vodka in here.'

dream- 'no, no, i'm the evil whore, you're just ugly.'

george- 'i have had so many boyfriends, men love me- stop laughing, i fucked your husband kathy.'

sapnap- 'i don't know what rip that pussy means, but man do i relate.'

quackity- 'some say the world will end in fire, others say in ice, but i have gotten four among us ads in a row, we're going down sussy.'

schlatt- 'oh my god i hate women. but in a genuine way untied to my masculinity and misogynist upbringing.'

fundy- 'would you care to comment on the current political climate of deez nuts?'

eret- 'motherfucker, this trucker hat hides a tiara.'

niki- 'oh, honey, the only reason i still am married to this woman is because the only man who ever wooed me moved to chicago and got murdered in a drive by shooting.'

techno- 'if i die, no i didnt. lie. put on my gravestone 'here would lie bill, but he's still kicking.' i'm not going out without a scandal.'

phil- 'and they said 68 year old single women couldn't be slut.'

connor- 'what the fuck is minecraft.'

ranboo- 'look at my husband one more time and you will actually get decapitated.'

karl- 'quick reminder that i don't know the future but if i did, joanne, i'd watch my back if i were you, especially tomorrow at 5:23 am.'

jack- 'i'm being bullied for attempted murder and also embezzlement.'

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dream smp characters based on how i think they would sit (/rp)

tommy-look, his upper back is practically on the seat. man spreading so hard. aggressively slouches to exert dominance

tubbo-he tucks his feet under himself. doesn't matter where they are or what they're doing. his feet are underneath him.

wilbur-man doesn't sit, he is either dramatically laying across anyone nearby or he is pacing.

dream-poorly. slings his legs over the arms of the chair. slouches. the whole shebang. he somehow makes it look intimidating though.

george-i think he would have very nice posture, but in that 'polite british child' way

sapnap-sits on the floor on purpose. or on the back of the couch. or on the counter. he just *does a gay little sit that makes you mad*

niki-she also tucks her feet under her, but in a gay way, y'know?

fundy-he spreads himself out as much as possible. ever see a cat in the sunlight? now imagine a man doing that in a wendy's.

eret-controversial opinion: very nice posture. he sits upright, with his legs in front of him. elegance.

schlatt-man spreads smh

quackity-tucks one leg under him and leans. will lay on anyone in the vicinity.

techno-okay look. he may have a monarch's outfit, but there is no dignity in this pig. sprawls out, hunches over.

phil-i can't imagine phil sitting for some reason

ranboo-he pulls his knees up to his chest, no matter what's going on.

bad-gay sits smh.

skeppy-he doesn't sit. he will stand or lay down, but sitting??? no.

jack-sits in that hunched over way that kills your back but he only does it to piss off people.

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i have very specific headcanons that idk how to put into words but i'll try:

schlatt's grave originally said "j. schlatt: president, husband, friend" but quackity spray painted over it with "j. schitt: a bastard, a monster, and a fiend."

purpled lost contact with all of the bedwars players until hannah came to the server, and the two of them stayed up all night talking about walli and sammy and chaz and everyone back home.

when tommy was a kid, after escaping the facility, he was homeless, and lmanburg was his first real home.

jack is constantly forgetting that he needs to eat and sleep and breathe, and he has starved to death so many times that he's lost count.

michael mcchill is a sort of wanderer. he has a tendency to drift from server to server, and this is the first server since live that he's stayed in for a while.

jordan sends letters to tubbo frequently, asking if he's okay. the answer is always the same. "yeah i'm okay, just busy. say hi to crumb for me." tubbo knows that his dad would drop everything for him, but he can't risk him getting involved.

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dream smp characters based on how they drive (/rp)

tommy-no he absolutely can not drive.

tubbo- he drives very badly. speeds in school zones.

wilbur- his license got taken away after he got caught going 40 over the limit. usually hitches a ride w phil.

dream- he's a very careful driver. especially if george is in the car.

george- i don't think colorblind people are allowed to get drivers licenses

sapnap- has gotten in more wrecks than anyone else. he gets road rage.

fundy- i desperately want to say he can't drive, but... he's probably pretty good tbh.

niki- she and her silver honda civic. she's very very careful, especially when there's someone else in the car

eret- no, she cannot drive. usually carpools w hbomb or niki.

jschlatt- has gotten arrested for dui too many times. surprisingly not a bad driver though

quackity- no, karl drives him everywhere.

technoblade- he can't drive, but phil has no problem taking him places.

phil- he usually has 5-6 people in his car. goes around 50 miles over the limit on a regular, but he still doesn't get caught. (he keeps poptarts in his car for snacks)

ranboo- tends to drive tommy around a lot.

bad- he can't drive at all.

skeppy- HE REALLY REALLY CAN'T DRIVE

karl- can drive, but only because his husbands can't.

puffy- totalled her car thirty minutes after getting it, has not sat in the driver's seat since.

hbomb- hot take: yes, he's a very good driver, but his car is a mess, and carpooling with him is usually a last resort.

jack- he doesn't know how to turn the radio off or switch stations so it's always blasting contemporary christian music. his car smells like stale cheetos and he drives like a man who doesn't fear death.

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dream smp characters based on how they laugh over text (/rp)

tommy- "HAHAHAHA"

tubbo- "lollll"

wilbur- "ksksk"

dream- "haha! 😆"

george- "ha."

sapnap- "I'M FUCKING CRYING."

fundy- "lmfao"

eret- "KSJSJKAKSSJAJKAJ"

niki- "hehehe!"

schlatt- "That's funny."

quackity- reaction images

techno- "👍"

phil- "lmfao"

ranboo- "hgkhkls lol"

bad- "༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽"

skeppy- "SKK17718HSKSISYSNSMXKAOKASBAKOjn+)#);dskaojsjskaosijavkkuijJJJHhHkmVGGgF7gJjnNnJii"

jack- "lol my ass off!"

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dream smp characters who have nonbinary vibes and why (/rp)

ranboo- listens to lemon demon

techno- i am projecting

karl- wears bright clothes and also time travel is pretty gnc if you ask me.

dream- girl dream

tubbo- dude idk

punz- canonically uses they them

puffy- uses she/her pronouns but her sons call her dad? that's p nonbinary imo.

wilbur- @ tommy your brother is gnc af.

ponk- idk man i just think

connor- look. look, he just. look he's. ok look.