Technoblade: Would you slap Wilbur-
Niki: Yes.
Technoblade: I didn't even finish!
Niki: Sorry, continue.
Technoblade: Would you slap Wilbur for 10 dollars?
Niki: I would do it for free.
Wilbur: Rude...
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Technoblade: Would you slap Wilbur-
Niki: Yes.
Technoblade: I didn't even finish!
Niki: Sorry, continue.
Technoblade: Would you slap Wilbur for 10 dollars?
Niki: I would do it for free.
Wilbur: Rude...
Niki: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Niki: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Niki: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Technoblade: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Niki: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Ranboo: Um, murder???
Philza: Adventuring!
Technoblade: Tuesday.
Sapnap, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Niki: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Niki: Here you go.
Sapnap:
Niki:
Wilbur: Why am I here?
Niki: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Tommy: This is light?!
Niki: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Sapnap: Oh. We're going out?
Niki: Wh...
Niki Nihachu Summer 2026: Week One
To Be Alive Beneath The Cherry Blossoms (11388 words) by EmiWritings
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dream SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Niki | Nihachu/Sapnap, Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Niki | Nihachu & Sapnap & Wilbur Soot, Niki | Nihachu & Wilbur Soot, Niki | Nihachu & Sapnap, Alexis | Quackity & Niki | Nihachu, Sapnap & Tina | TinaKitten, Niki | Nihachu & Tina | TinaKitten
Characters: Niki | Nihachu, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity, Tina | TinaKitten, Hannah | Hannahxxrose
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Villain Niki | Nihachu, Hunter Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Vampire Hunter Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Hunter Wilbur Soot, Vampire Hunter Wilbur Soot, Hunter Niki | Nihachu, Vampire Hunter Niki | Nihachu, Vampire Alexis | Quackity, Vampire Turning, Character Turned Into Vampire, Vampire Bites, BAMF Niki | Nihachu, Simp Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu and Wilbur Soot are Siblings, Roommates Niki | Nihachu and Sapnap and Wilbur Soot, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Angst, Magic, Friends to Lovers, Niki | Nihachu-centric, Niki Nihachu Summer, Niki Nihachu Summer 2026, Do Not Upload my work to C.AI or any AI database or chatbot, MCD tag because character was turned into a vampire
Series: Part 49 of Niki Nihachu Summer, Part 31 of All My Niki-Centric Fics, Part 2 of Everything Nikinap
Summary: Niki wakes up on morning, a fully turned vampire.
This is a problem, given that she is part of a trio of vampire hunters.
Niki Nihachu Summer 2026 Week One – Flowers: Cherry Blossom, Snapdragon, Gladiolus, Amaryllis, Dahlia