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Lucifer: MC, we don't allow cats in the house.
Toddler MC: We don't??
Lucifer: Yes. We don't.
Toddler MC: ...
Toddler MC: *folds the cat's ears*
Toddler MC: Not cat.
The cat: Meow.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: You adorable little shi— *sigh* Fine. The cat can stay.
Toddler MC: Yay! *hugs him* Thank you, Lulu!
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: *smiles*
Satan: *watching them* ...
Belphie: You wish that was you, huh?
Satan: Hmph.
Belphie: *chuckles*
Mephistopheles: ...
Toddler MC: *standing at his door* *sniffles* Uncle Meph...
Mephistopheles: *picks them up* Why are you crying? No, wait. How did you even get here?
Toddler MC: *sniffles* Lulu no buy cake. *sniffles* Mams say shoo.
Mephistopheles: ...
Mephistopheles: I see. Uncle Meph will buy you the biggest cake. And I won't return you either.
Mephistopheles: Let them panic and realize their mistake. *wipes their tears* Don't cry now.
Diavolo: My baby, what do you like for your birthday?
Toddler MC: The world.
Diavolo: ...
Diavolo: Barbatos, how many days will it take?
Barbatos: Take what, young master?
Diavolo: The world.
Lucifer: MC, what's wrong?
Toddler MC: *sitting at the corner, their back facing him*
Belphie: They are sulking because I prove them wrong.
Lucifer: *raised an eyebrow*
Belphie: They say that there are only five days in a week, skipping Mondays and Tuesdays.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: Belphie, you didn't really have to do that.
Belphie: Why not?
Lucifer: *sigh* *approaches MC*
Lucifer: MC?
Toddler MC: *looks up at him, sad pouts*
Toddler MC: MC no bother you. *sniffles*
Belphie: ...
Belphie: Oh.
Lucifer: *picks them up* MC, it's alright. I'm not that busy.
Satan: Give me that!
Lucifer: No! This is mine!
*both fighting for the "Best Dad" shirt*
Mammon: ...
Mammon: You two are hopeless. *sigh*
Toddler MC: *tugs on his sleeve*
Mammon: Hm?
Toddler MC: Mams, for you! *gives him a shirt with "Best Puppy" written on it*
Mammon: ...
Mammon: *pouts* Are you serious?
Mephistopheles: MC? Have you realized what you want to do in life?
Toddler MC: *blinks their eyes*
Raphael: Isn't that too deep to ask to a child?
Mephistopheles: MC is a smart kid. You'll be surprised on what they can say.
Mephistopheles: *his attention back at MC*
Mephistopheles: So, what is it?
Toddler MC: *nods*
Mephistopheles: *smiles* See? *looks proud* Tell Uncle.
Toddler MC: A shicopat!
Mephistopheles: Shico...pat? *confused*
Raphael: *trying to make it sense*
Raphael: Shico... Psycho...
Raphael: ...
Mephistopheles: ...
Mephistopheles: *smiles awkwardly* I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Mephistopheles: MC? What does this shicopat do?
Toddler MC: Stab! *motions it with their hand*
Mephistopheles: ...
Raphael: This child is going places.
Mephistopheles: Quiet.
Diavolo: MC, remember. If someone comes here named "Maddi", tell her I'm not here.
Toddler MC: Okay!
Diavolo: Great!
Maddi: Diavolo~!
Diavolo: Shoot! *runs to hide*
Maddi: *walks in and sees MC* Hi, dear~ Where's Lord Diavolo?
Toddler MC: Not here!
Maddi: Oh. Okay. Did he at least leave a message for me?
Toddler MC: *nods*
Maddi: What did he say?
Toddler MC: "When will you stop, bitch?"
Maddi: ...
Maddi: *cries then runs away*
Diavolo: *comes out when he's sure she's gone*
Diavolo: MC? Who told you that?
Toddler MC: Barbie!
Diavolo: ...
Diavolo: Do you want a castle as a reward?
Toddler MC: Barbie!
Barbatos: Yes?
Toddler MC: *pointing at a room* Dada bites Mama's tiddies!
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: *smiles* Are you worried the young master is hurting Lucifer?
Toddler MC: *nods* Help Mama!
Barbatos: Alright. Please give me a moment. *walks to the room* *going inside and locking it*
Barbatos: *smacking the two*
Barbatos: *goes out of the room, followed by Lucifer and Diavolo*
Barbatos: *smiles* There, MC. It seems your Dada and Mama had a bit of a misunderstanding.
Diavolo: I'm really sorry, MC...
Toddler MC: *angry frowns at him then runs to hug Lucifer*
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: *picks them up* MC, don't be angry with Dada.
Barbatos: Please double lock your doors next time so they can't enter and see your unsightly behavior.
Diavolo: But we made sure that we had locked it.
Lucifer: MC, how did you unlock the door?
Toddler MC: *shows him their bobby pin*
Diavolo, Lucifer, and Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: I'll drag Mammon here for questioning.
