#toddlers are crazy

[valtiels-darkness]

.:Well, that was fun...:.

Toddler was happily watching Molang, right? So, I go out onto our lil porch like area for some fresh air and to decompress, cause she and the cats are full throttle today.

No big deal.

So i thought x.x... One moment I am enjoying the bird calls and the next moment I hear a Click.

She locked me out e.e...

I did not have the keys with me....

I try to get her to unlock it and she is running around in the kitchen with the kitten chasing her and laughing. She is saying Cookie over and over again.

Like, GIRL! I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH A MUTINOUS CREW!

Long story short, I had to climb in through the window x.x

My circus. My monkeys.

[13-exp]

another incident report from nursery, wonder what it says

SOMEONE BIT HIM??

[viewing-stufff]

Tfw

The four year old tells you not to choke your penis.

[viewing-stufff]

Tfw

The four year old days you can't say "shut up" but you can say "I don't give a fuck."

[drgnrder82]

Literally got nothing done this weekend on my projects because we had to take kids out extra while my dad did a project in the kitchen.

[giraffeandahalf]

We all get a little hangry sometimes.

[attagirlattaway-blog]

And today on weird shit Erica is forced to say changing diapers at work: “I have to put the buttpaste on you so you don’t get a bleeding butthole, I’m sorry it hurts.”

[notsooosure]

Whyyyy must she fight sleep so bad now. She never use to be like this but the past few days she has been fighting sleep like crazy