𓄲 would anyone fw me writing platonic stuff for the south park kids? n maybe romantic stuff for Randy tehee, but like i mean like motherly! reader or mother figure! reader for the kiddos and them always pulling her along on their stunts, basically just tooth rotting fluff <33
What it feels like to live with them in one big house 😭 ❤️💖😖
Featuring: Team Stan and CATG
Warning: Absolute chaos (It's ficking south park)
Gender: Neutral
💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡
💙❤️ Craig and Those guys 💜💛
Oh my goodness, you'd be praying to god at this point If you expect there will be any peace in this house.
Your parents decided it would be a fun idea to have you all live in a big house together temporarily.
You will often wake up to Kyle and Cartman arguing and Cartman trying to get you on his side when Kyle is trying to prove him wrong about something.
Flour and batter everywhere when you walk into the kitchen and see Craig and Tweek making cupcakes, but Tweek freaking out that there isn't going to be enough for everyone and Craig constantly trying to calm him down.
If you want any peace, you might as well hope to go to Stan, Tolkien, Kenny, or Clyde..and maybe Jimmy if you're in the mood of hearing his jokes.
Stan would probably vent about his dad's shenanigans or him and Wendy's relationship and if you aren't in the mood of hearing allat go to somebody else then.
It's not very surprising that you and Tolkien have a great time spending time with each other because you both do your own things or play games.
Not everyday is absolute chaos though. sometimes you and everyone else actually get to have fun with each other with nobody arguing, fighting, etc. But there's no guarantee that peace will last long because Cartman is sure to start something like he always does.
Just give him that one death glare that Wendy gave to him when she fought him on the playground and Cartman will shut up.
When the days of living with them in one big house are over, you can't help but think what it would be like to have the parents living in one big house together but they aren't allowed to leave for 3 weeks.
Could we get headcanons for how would it be being Team Craig beloved adopted child?
Like- idk- reader is this sweet kid who wants everyone to be happy and then Craig and Those guys are like- the protective parents while Clyde is reader's adorkable big brother 😱
craig and those guys adopting a sweet reader who acts like their kid/little sibling; platonic headcanons
includes: craig, clyde, tolkien, jimmy, and tweek
A/N: i know tweek technically isn't apart of catg, but since he often is in fanon i decided to add him!! people r always debating whether jimmy or tweek is in craigs gang but why not both!!!!!!
personally i see tweek as the butters of catg. like he's there sometimes but not all the time ykwim
whenever craig and tweek get into a dispute it's like watching your parents argue
despite you being the same age as tolkien, your parents often leave you with him as your babysitter (your parents love him to death) and you two always end up playing games and eating snacks
they're kind of. confused about you. like craig might treat you like butters at first but gets berated by the rest for it once they all realized ur actually cool and not stuck-up
jimmy ruffles your hair and treats you like you're his little sibling, and goes 'oooooo' and asks constant questions if you have a crush on someone
if you're shorter than tweek he leans on your shoulder or head, because he knows it pisses you off. then he giggles deviously about it
craig is kind of. always trying to get your evil side out. like he's completely convinced you're not 100% angel and he tries to annoy you to get you to get angry
u and clyde hang out a lot. like you're always at each other's houses, people at school started to actually think you two were related
lots of video game nights. you all come to someones house (usually tolkiens because he's loaded) and play video games on the couch and in his room all night long. also lots of sleepovers
i feel like when ur choosing teams for a sport or a game, some of them are begging for you on their team and some of them are begging that you aren't on their team
jimmy, tolkien, and clyde want u on their team. craig does not. he doesn't because he thinks u suck (he doesn't mean it, he just wants to be a dick. unless you actually do suck)
with tweek it depends. like he might agree with craig and he might not. it really depends on what the thing you're doing is
clyde leans on your shoulder when you two are standing in the halls with a smug look on his face (he wants to embarrass you)
tolkien (and sometimes jimmy) always help you with studying and homework. like they'll teach you the entire subject and make sure you're prepared for the test
jimmy cracks (un)funny jokes to embarrass you in front of your friends
they get all pissy if someones annoying you. craig in particular is not afraid to get physical if you're getting bullied or something. he'll never admit it though
tweek likes to annoy you, but he's also probably one of the more sentimental ones (next to tolkien and jimmy). like he'll be there for you emotionally and stuff, even though he isn't always the best with feelings
jimmy is very encouraging. like if you're down or anxious about something he'll listen intently and give you the most motivational pep talk you've ever heard. he cares a lot and shows it with quality time and just being there!!!
tolkien is very good at listening. he might not understand everything you're going through, but he tries very hard to hear you out and give advice. he also reassures you that he's always there for you
craig isn't the best at showing his own emotions in the first place, so he's kinda. panicky if you're sad. he's learned a lot from tweek though, and will listen closely and try to validate what you say.
clyde doesn't always understand, but he tries. he'll listen to you talk and gives shitty advice, and is generally kinda knuckle-headed. he genuinely cares though
craig tells you about his silly little interests, and like forces you to play with stripe. he also rants to you about space and shit and you always fall asleep to it
whenever everyone falls asleep in the living room while playing video games, you're the one left awake, and you can't help but feel immense happiness at how peaceful they look.
I watched the video multiple times and I thought about inserting the reader into it. I might do "The Bridge" after this.
Warnings: Spoilers (Again LMAO)
(Name), Craig, Token, and Clyde all stare in horror as a certain song starts playing. Tweek was freaking out and covering his ears while Gregory dances around him before he starts singing.
"We messed upon the stairs", Gregory glanced at all of them while smiling as he moved behind Craig. "We spoke of was and when", Craig singed. "Although I wasn't there".
"He said I was his friend". Pip, Tweek, and Gregory appeared in front them as Gregory's eyes rolled to the back as black ink hands started coming out of his mouth.
"Which came as a surprise". Craig, Token, and Clyde singed at the same time as (Name) tried to walk away before Gregory blocked their way as he opened his mouth and more black ink hands came out.
"I spoke into his eyes, I thought you died alone". (Name) backed away from Gregory as they stood next to Craig who continued to sing while staring at the demons before his eyes.
"A long, long time ago". Tweek was freaking out again as Pip was happily flying around him. Gregory gave several glances at (Name) as they gripped onto Craig's sleeve while shaking.
"Oh no, not me", the song played as Gregory glitched into different designs of himself with Tweek and Pip in the background.
"We never lost control", Gregory lifted his left hand to the side as a small blonde boy was in front of (Name) and (Name) recognized him as Thomas.
"You're face to face, with the man who sold the world". Thomas smiled nervously as he covered his mouth but he uncovered it as he puked blood everywhere while his wings, horns and tail appeared in the progress. Some of his blood got on (Name)'s face and clothes.
(Name) flinched as Craig pulled them away from Thomas.
"I laughed and stook his hand". An memory image appeared and it showed a school bus in the great canyon. "And made my way back home". Gregory was sitting next to Stan on the bus while he seems to be slightly annoyed with Stan.
"I searched for form and land". Gregory was walking behind Stan on a path while Stan was eating a banana".
"For years and years I roam". Stan finished eating his banana as he threw the peel onto Gregory's hand and Gregory was pissed at Stan for doing that.
"I gazed a gazeless stare". Gregory threw the peel onto the ground as he gave Stan an angry look and prepared to confront him.
"We walked a millions years, I must have died alone". Gregory ended up stepping onto the peel and slipped over the rails and began to start falling off the cliff which resulted in him dying.
"A long, long time ago". Gregory singed as Pip continued to fly around Tweek as he freaked out even more.
"Who knows? not me". the scene replayed with Gregory glitching from different designs with Tweek and Thomas in the background this time.
"I never lost control". (Name) could see a glimpse of Pip holding a body's hand in his own behind Gregory.
"You're face to face, with the man who sold the world". Pip threw down Jimmy's body onto the ground that had his skull showing from his face being bitten off.
Thomas began to throw up blood onto Jimmy's body.
Craig, Token, and Clyde all had scared looks on their face as they began to start running while leaving (Name) behind.
(Name) began to run to catch up with them until Gregory's black ink hands grabbed their leg and pulled them backwards.
(Name) tried to get themselves free from the black ink hands until Craig, Token, and Clyde were out of their sight.
All (Name) could see was the corpse of Jimmy Valmer lying down on the ground a few feets from them as the song began to fade out.
⚠this ask contains allusion to suicide, if you're sensitive to this topic please ignore this, I care about your mental health⚠
What about Team Craig + Kenny with a gn reader that is very reckless about everything and always gets badly injured in their adventures 'cause she "doesn't care anymore"
And when they confront her about her reckless behavior she just starts laughing while crying saying that she can't do it anymore, that everything feels numb and that she just can't go on like this, that she is a mess.
(happy ending pls)
Headcanons Recklessness
🧡 Kenny McCormick x Reader 🐀
Kenny got used to the fact that he died a huge number of times and each time he came back, so he could sometimes risk himself to protect his loved ones or help friends, but when he began to notice your reckless behavior, he began to worry. He didn't know the reason for it, but the fact that you acted like you didn't care about your own life bothered him
Kenny saved your life several times. You didn't pay attention to the fact that you could try to cross the road at a red light or that something could fall on you from the ceiling. It was like you didn't care if you lived or not. Kenny hoped that it would pass, but his hope was in vain
When Kenny asked you why you feel that way about your own well-being, you said you didn't care what happened to you. Pretty quickly, your calmness cracked and you started laughing. Kenny looked at you in shock, seeing how you were crying, but at the same time continued to laugh. You told him you didn't have the strength to stand it anymore. You felt completely broken and just existing was hard for you
Kenny partially understood how you felt. He himself sometimes regretted that he could not end his life, but he understood that death was not an option and he hoped that he could help you understand this. He was ready to be with you and help you regain the desire to live. He understood that it was difficult, but he was ready to be there and take care of you
🖕 Craig Tucker x Reader 🚀
Craig was always worried about you, even when it wasn't visible on the outside. He saw how you changed. He didn't know the reason for this, but he saw how gradually you lost all desire to live and you became reckless. You didn't care about your life and your health, as if nothing else made sense to you
He often stopped you from doing completely reckless things. Even when he stopped you from doing something crazy, you remained indifferent to everything, as if the fact that your life was close to ending didn't matter. It's like your whole life has lost all meaning for you, as you once told Craig
When Craig couldn't stand it and was outraged because of your recklessness, you laughed. At first he was going to get angry, but after a second he saw that you were crying. You laughed and cried at the same time, saying that you no longer had the strength to endure all this and that you felt as if you were completely destroyed inside and outwardly you were just an empty shell
Craig didn't expect such words from you, but he understood that you needed help. He wasn't sure he could help you, but he wanted to at least try. He didn't know exactly what happened to you, but he was willing to be there for you and wait until you were ready to tell him the truth. He was ready to be around until you felt better
☕ Tweek Tweak x Reader ☕
Tweek often worried about you and your emotional state and reckless behavior quickly became another reason for his concern about you. You were indifferent to your own life, as if you didn't care if you died or not, but Tweek was far from caring
He often stopped you from doing reckless things. Every time he scolded you because of this, you said that you didn't care about your own life. It bothered him. He didn't understand what led to such a strong change in you, but it gave him no peace. He was worried about you and didn't want you to hurt yourself
When his patience ran out, he told you everything. His monologue was interrupted by your laughter. He looked at you in fright and saw that you were crying. You were laughing and crying at the same time. Pretty quickly, your laughter turned into a scream. You were screaming that you couldn't take it anymore and that you felt like you were just a shell left. Tweek listened to your monologue in shock, not expecting such honesty from you, but now he realized that he was not worried so much for nothing
He was willing to stay with you for as long as you needed. He didn't know how best to help you, so he was ready to be the one who would listen to you, hug you and try to help in other ways if he had the opportunity. He knew it would take a long time, but if it could help you, then it wasn't in vain
🌮 Clyde Donovan x Reader 💧
Clyde has always known you as a sociable and cheerful person, so when he noticed the changes in you, he was surprised. You became reckless, as if your whole life had lost all meaning for you. Clyde thought that eventually you would return to normal, but it never happened
You often began to commit reckless acts, risking your own health and sometimes your life. He tried to dissuade you from this, not understanding the reasons for your behavior. When he asked you about it, the only answer from you was that you didn't care about your life anymore. It seemed strange to Clyde, but he didn't get any other answer
When Clyde couldn't stand it and was outraged because of your recklessness, you laughed. You laughed and cried as if all your emotions were out of control. It was like you were telling him in a monologue that you couldn't take it anymore. You were emotionally shattered and stopped even trying to protect your life
Seeing how emotionally bad you felt, Clyde decided to take care of you. He didn't know exactly how he should have helped you and didn't know how to make your emotional state begin to change for the better, but he was still willing to try
💸 Token Black x Reader 💵
Token knew you well and saw when your mood and well-being changed. That's why when he noticed a change in your behavior, he began to worry about you. When he asked you about your emotional state, you said that you were fine and that he shouldn't worry about you, but when your emotional state got even worse, he couldn't stay away any longer
You've become very reckless. It didn't bother you at all that you might get hurt or even die. Every time Token intervened, not letting you get seriously hurt, but when he asked you why you did that, you just told him that you didn't care what happened to you anymore
Token tried to keep his worries to himself, but his patience came to an end. He expressed his indignation at your recklessness to you, but received only laughter in response. He looked at you in surprise, expecting that you were laughing at him, but when he saw your face, he froze. You were crying and laughing, losing control of your own emotions. You screamed that the whole world seemed to have turned completely gray for you and your life had lost all meaning. You felt like you were completely destroyed
Token never thought about the fact that you kept so much to yourself, but now that he found out, he wasn't going to ignore it. He was hoping to help you. He surrounded you with care hoping that he would be able to help you. He may not be able to return you to the emotional state that was before, but he hoped that you would be able to live on, having survived the emotional wounds you received
🎭 Jimmy Valmer x Reader 🎙
Jimmy always tried to be attentive to you. You spent a lot of time together and he was always happy to see your sincere smile and hear your laughter. That's why when your habitual cheerfulness began to disappear, he began to worry. But he became even more worried when you became reckless with yourself and your health
When he asked what happened to you, you said that everything was fine and that you just didn't care about yourself. It bothered him and he tried to help you. But every day your emotional state only got worse and his help did not have much effect, but Jimmy did not give up. He kept trying to help you, not wanting you to get worse
When he couldn't keep quiet anymore, he was outraged because of your recklessness, but in response you just laughed. You laughed and cried at the same time, unable to control your emotions. Jimmy knew you'd been keeping it to yourself for a long time. You mumbled that you couldn't take it anymore and that your life was empty and meaningless. Looking at you, Jimmy felt his heart tighten painfully
Jimmy understood that you needed more serious help and he was not the one who could provide it, but he was ready to be there for you so that you would not be so lonely. He was ready to help you look for a specialist who could help you. Jimmy sincerely valued you and the last thing he wanted was for you to feel bad and empty both physically and emotionally
➛ Whenever you go over to his place, you always dote over how cute Stripe is
➛ Anytime you go over to his place you have to play with them
➛ He makes sure everyone remembers Stripe’s birthday and hosts parties for them every year
Craig leans down to speak, “Hey, Stripe’s birthday is next month.”
Clyde beams, “Yeah, and mine’s next week!!! I’m hosting a party and-”
“Stripe’s is more important.” He deadpans, flipping him off
“Hey!!”
➛ You ended up having to assure Clyde’s birthday still mattered, but Stripes was more important
➛ The two of you have photoshoot sessions where you dress Stripe up into little outfits and pose with him
➛ Craig’s phone screen background is a picture of you smiling, holding up Stripe in your hands. He’s got both of his favorite things in the same photo! (he still refuses to choose between whether he likes you or Stripe more)
➛ Flips you off whenever you mention liking any animal other than guinea pigs
➛Like, he gets that other animals are cool, but why like them when guinea pigs exist???
Tweek Tweak
➛ Is pretty anxious around animals, so he tends to stay away from them
➛ He’s very paranoid about another animal apocalypse taking over the world
➛ Any animals the two of you see are from a safe, safe distance
You look out of the bedroom window, pointing towards a shape in the snow,
“Tweek, look! It’s a rabbit!”
His eyes widen, gripping his coffee cup, “AGH- What if it hops up here and tries to kill us?!?!”
“It’s not going to get us don’t worry! ... Besides I don’t think rabbits can jump that high.”
➛ He then went into detail about how he believes in a conspiracy theory about a secret rabbit religion revolving around the Catholic Church
➛ Tweek loves being able to ramble about things to you, and it helped him take his mind off the terrifying creature outside!
➛ He likes to bake you cupcakes with your favorite animal decorated on top :)
➛ They always turn out a little... jumbled, but he tried his best! He loves seeing you try to guess what animal he made, and the look of enjoyment on your face when you bite into the sweet treat!
Tolkien Black
➛ Tolkien thinks your love for animals is really cute!
➛ He loves listening to you rant about different animals you found, and holds onto every word you speak
“You won’t believe what I found outside today!” You smiled, bundling your jacket across your chest
Tolkien looks up from his book, “A cat?”
“No, I found a- wait, how’d you know?”
He blinks at you with a blank face, “I can see its tail it sticking through your jacket.”
“...Oh.”
➛ He always makes sure that you are safe anytime you go out searching for stray animals cute pets!
➛ He’d mostly make sure you don’t try to pet anything with rabies, or wander anywhere you shouldn’t, but he still joins in when you find an animal to pet!
➛ Tolkien really enjoys talking to you, you could be talking about reading the dictionary and he’d still find it interesting!
➛ Loves to buy you animal-related things, clothes, plushies, mugs, anything and everything he can find!
➛ Had to stop because he found your closet completely overflowing with gifts, but he’ll still gift you something once in a while though :)
Clyde Donovan
➛ The two of you bond over taking Rex for walks every day
➛ You’re both found at the dog park often, with Clyde throwing footballs for Rex to fetch
➛ He’s practicing his throws, and having fun at the same time!
“Go Rex, go get it!” Clyde cheered,
“Hey, Clyde... wasn’t that the football you just had autographed?”
He blanked for a minute, before shouting out, “WAIT, REX STOP!”
➛ Clyde tried racing across the field to get it first, though was undoubtedly incapable of beating the speed of his bloodhound
➛ It was covered in slobber when he got it back, but the two of you managed to clean it up
➛ The two of you are completely in synch, always running up to other animals to pet them
➛ Finds your love for animals so sweet, and will do his best to match your energy!
➛ You do have to drag him away from following strays into random back alleys though, he may not be the brightest, but he’s so sweet!
Jimmy Valmer
➛ He’s never overly cared for animals that much, but loves the way your face lights up whenever you see one!
➛ Whenever he sees you, he drops a few animal puns to make you smile
"What do mice e-eat on h-hot d-d-days? Mice c-cream!"
You giggle in response, and he begins to smile, "Wow what a t-terrific audience."
Deciding to make a joke back, you respond, "What did the dog hear after their performance? A round of appaws!"
➛ It would go back and forth like this between you two, time quickly filled with laughter and jokes
➛ As funny as your jokes are, the two of you would have to be careful how much you joke around others, not everyone can handle how absolutely terrible hilarious they are!
➛ Tolkien had to separate the both of you so many times before Craig lost his temper
➛ He always manages to sneak an animal pun into his comedy shows
➛ Seeing the laughter from the audience was well worth it, and he'd do anything to make you smile!
A/N: Sorry for being gone, I’m not sure when I’ll post next, this was just a post sitting in my drafts for the past 2 months!! I’ll do my best to work on requests! (and hopefully not procrastinate but I probably will, sorry again in advance) SORRY!!
i was already halfway done and then tumblr crashed 💯🐐
CRAIG’S GANG FIGHTING OVER READER!
[ gender neutral ]
- i definitely feel like tolkien has the best chance of succeeding here.
- he’s a romantic, but not corny like clyde
- he’s also super polite, so he’s always holding doors for you, or paying for your food
- when people try to flirt, he’s super passive aggressive and lowkey rude 😭😭
- he also becomes extremely polite when the others aren’t being nice, so you’ll take a bigger liking to him
- clyde is.. definitely flirting!
- he’s the type of guy to pull out a chair for you, but go too far so you tumble to the ground
- he likes to think he acts like tolkien, but somehow he always fucks it up
- also uses corny ass pick up lines
- “i’m not a photographer, but i can picture us being together!” “clyde we’re at a funeral.”
- jimmy is on the better side, less corny but still a lil.. odd?
- he always makes jokes about y’all being together, but they don’t land as well as he wants.
- i headcanon his love language being acts of service, so he’s always carrying things for you and offering to do your homework
- when you’re not around, he likes to fuck with the others about how you “need a man with humour”
- he’s definitely one of the best to talk to about your problems, he’s a really good listener and only provides solutions if you ask
- on the other hand, craig isn’t as good with that.
- if you have a problem, he doesn’t listen as much. he just comes up with twenty different solutions for you.
- i think his love language would be touch, no matter how much he denies it 🙄🙄
- anytime you two hang out alone, he’s playing with your hair, or putting his arms around your shoulders
- he likes to have you lay on your belly, and let stripe run around on your back
- ok i’m getting ahead of myself, i love craig
- definitely glares at the others anytime they try to get with you, scoffing and rolling his eyes like an emo teenager
- tweek is just so sweet with it.
- i think he’d be really insecure, but he’s not gonna give up!
- likes to go on cute little coffee dates with you :) gets an employee discount, but doesn’t understand why you get so jittery when you take a sip of the coffee..
- never goes anywhere that could be dangerous for you, what if you drown! or get kidnapped! or what if you choke on a piece of food!
- everytime someone flirts with you, he mutters and mumbles about how he’s the one who should be flirting with you, not them
- he’s really paranoid already, so he’s worried that they’ll steal you away!
- overall, the entire group is basically a fanclub for you.
