#incorrect marvel quotes

[piper-fox7]

[thewarriorthrees]

Loki: I owe you one.

Fandral: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

[thewarriorthrees]

Loki: Fight me!

Fandral: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Fandral: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

[thewarriorthrees]

Loki: Fandral, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Fandral, naked in Loki's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Loki, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[thewarriorthrees]

Loki: Wow, they really hate us.

Fandral: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Loki: But we’re not gay, Fandral.

Fandral:

Loki:

Fandral: We’re not?

[thewarriorthrees]

Loki: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Fandral: I wrote you a poem.

Loki, already crying: You did?

[thea-richardson]

[imogen-huff]