actual thorin quote: 'mögen die haare an bilbos zehen niemals ausfallen' then goes on to accidentally insult bilbo whAT A NERD
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actual thorin quote: 'mögen die haare an bilbos zehen niemals ausfallen' then goes on to accidentally insult bilbo whAT A NERD
CANON
we can safely leave economics out of middle earth for now
Johis @ladybriennne
Fili, a trained and tough assassin who's been on his own for ten years, teams up with younger brother Kili, smart, nerdy college grad who happens to have a black belt in karate, to defeat a warlord who's just committed the perfect crime. In the process they rescue a gay interior decorator, Bilbo Baggins, a reluctant but needed witness, to help bring down a terrorist out to destroy their family. (sounds like the most fun i can have without taking my clothes off sTOP ME)
IS THIS A MEME I'M NOT GETTING
ok ok thinking 'bout DoS
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i was wondering if the "Kili and Fili stay behind"-thingy was actually a sneaky way of jackson to somehow have 'em survive the battle?? like idk why he would do that but it's the only logical thing i could relate to that??? anybody got any other ideas???