OH MY GOD OKAY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKING CARTOON
I saw part of it once on TV years ago and for some reason, it stuck in my head like a duckpin’ that done imprinted on a mama duck. Fast forward years into the future and I think, y’know, I kinda want to see this again to see if it’s as good as I remember or I was just being all nostalgic. The problem was, I couldn’t remember shit about it except that the boy wore a stupid headband, there was a human girl, and all the vampires ate tomatoes instead of blood (suck it Stephie, your twilight animal draining “vegan vamps” ain’t got nothing on these mofos). So I searched, and I googled, but dammit, I couldn’t find this fucking cartoon anywhere. Years I searched, fucking YEARS, and I couldn’t find hide nor hair of this shitshow. But today, oh yes, today I found it! Finally, my search has ended. HALLELUJAH! Hear the choirs of the angels in heaven sing because I fucking found it! The fucking Ketchup Vampires. Fucking found.
The point is, if you work hard and believe in yourself, dreams really do come true.
