Jan 6, 2025
Are you married to @lilithloves-you?
"Guilty as charged-"
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Are you married to @lilithloves-you?
"Guilty as charged-"
Oh uhhh... Redd they're parents are uhhh...
.....
They live with their uncle instead...
-🍪
"S-so, they're... are they orphans...?"
No, that can't be right. That wouldn't explain the utter terror on their faces.
"...o-oh.... Oh...."
He lets go of Blue, his expression wide-eyed and grim. She doesn't even bother grabbing for her sword, running to her brother's side and hiding behind him.
"...RIGHT! LET'S GO TELL THE BOSS!"
Before Redd can even try to set the record straight, the two children run away.
"...d-damn it..."
......but he isn't alone yet.
"ughhh......"
Sooo… how are you doing, I know this a sticky situation to handle because they’re children but on the other hand they do have swords so… good luck!
"Ow- ow! Yes, I've figured out they have swords, actual real swords!"
"But that doesn't give me free pass to harm them!"
"I have TRIED to explain the mixup but they're rather- OW! -determined! And unfortunately, I don't have any such abilities..."
"My weakest attack is Guilt Trip and even then that may harm them... and I would rather avoid that as much as possible..! So far I've just been trying to tire them out the long way- outlasting their attacks--"
"...Ah. Yes, that may just work."
There is a sudden silence as the two children freeze up, with fear in their eyes.
It seems he's said the wrong thing.
Do you have a ball?
"A... ball? I've been mostly fending these wretched little things off with my standard arsenal- Liquidate and Write-Off for the flying ones, Shake and Guilt Trip for the ground swarms... Double-Talk is useful all-around."
"Although... hm...? How did this get in my inventory?"
"...what in the world is going on over there?"
LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
The HQ is utterly swarming with Winged Nooblets.
He's doing his best.
redd your in roblox dont panic its gonna be okay1!!
"Going to be okay?! What part of any of this is okay?! I don't even know what or where Roblox is!"
"When I see that Shedletsky fellow, I'm going to march right up to his face and tell him to send me ba-- ACK!"
Looks like he's encountered his first Nooblet.
Hi!!!!
Ello there!
What is that thing. Eat it
"You think you're funny, don't you? I will do no such thing."
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