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[heymanshutup]

toothonbone replied to your post:a story! pits and webs, it has been a long while...

haha!! you shoulda sold em the stuff first and THEN ate em

it is a peculiar sort of folk tale with some roundabout reasoning. I suppose at the time my ancestors thought themselves very clever, able to take their fill of camel meat while others rid them of their waste problem.

perhaps we found them too dull to properly outwit?

[heymanshutup]

sverdskjold replied to your post:oh! there’s a plan! we eat the serpent before it...

the dragon was already slayed long ago, wasn’t it? we would be eating ghost serpent.

sounds like a delicacy! the sort of thing great gluttons and orc lords would salivate over, eh? 

or maybe those who have little appetite. come now, what we need now is exuberance! candor, even! for instance

toothonbone replied to your post :oh! there’s a plan! we eat the serpent before it...

YEAH YEAH YEAH

[heymanshutup]

veintea replied to your post “wretched!! afford me either a night of complaints or a night of sleep...”

At what hour are you next available? Your restless nights trouble me so.

anju!! dear anju, dear flower of the desert, for you I am available always!! probably. within the week? we must meet.

arsenicthrones replied to your post “arsenicthrones replied to your post:toothonbone replied to your post...”

Exotic? depends on how exotic you think the fire region is. But yeah you wanna talk let's meet sometime, I can give you your "solstice" gift.

I have never been!! i'm sure it would be frightfully extraordinary to me despite how boring it may be to you. we ALSO must meet.

toothonbone replied to your post “toothonbone replied to your post:toothonbone replied to your post...”

Yeah good!! also you like shiny rocks?? huh? I got some but they taste bad

haha yes I tend to enjoy a good shiny rock also I have your sugar cubes how should I get them to you

[taccuinumsanitatis-blog]

toothonbone replied to your post:toothonbone replied to your post:toothonbone...

Guess that’s fair. Depends on the blood really.

It's blue.

[taccuinumsanitatis-blog]

toothonbone replied to your post:toothonbone replied to your post:byahare replied...

What! Why not!! It’s free!

So is gutrot but I'm not in a hurry to get it.

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toothonbone replied to your post:byahare replied to your post:electricitycrux...

You can eat it out maybe if it ain’t too old, ha!

I'm not eating blood out of my beard.

[byahare]

toothonbone replied to your post:toothonbone replied to your post:Well last night...

Ha! I’ll do it!! Rich people’s easy to mess with. What sorta stuff they hate the most?

Dirt. Too good for it or stm. That and stinky stuff like fish. Shit. Dead things. 

[byahare]

toothonbone replied to your post:Well last night ended up much less painful thanks...

Listen, your da sounds like a bucket’a dead frogs. If you gimme a pocket of sugar cubes I’ll ruin whatever party you wanna be ruined

Ngl that sounds ridiculously funny. Maybe by next week's end I'll sneak you in so you can go berserk in the place. Could give you a lot more sugar than a pocket full tho.