#toppertalks

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his kindness and his giant tits have captivated my soul

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EDMOND! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!

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I can’t believe the queen cheated on the king with a BIRD

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HATOFUL BOYFRIEND CROSSOVER?!?

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Nu carnival friends who like to talk in the tags, type in each character’s name and see what tag comes up first! I’ll go first (rip my thoughts on Karu i guess 😭)

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#eiden is just waiting for those two shy dorks to just confess to one another already

#will aster finally give eiden the strap

#i dont usually see morvay as trans but thats a great hc too

#thats yakumo @ edmond

#you know edmond touched the tiddy

#not me i listen to the sound of olivine getting his insides stampeded into a fine paste out loud in the open

#i need a stubble quincy daddy kink scene stat

#someone draw kuya as this

#remember when rei and kuya stopped fighting for a moment to protect garu together

#karu

#blade how do you know about homestuck

#see the thing is dante thinks he’s a daddy dom but he’s not

#rei would probably be like. ‘no. i can bounce on it while i talk about my nerdy interests though”

#regardless rin will still call eiden brother and it will weird eiden out

#whered you get it huey

BONUS:

#topper is literally just sittint there

#and im obsessed with the fact that father is also in a maid dress

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Nu Carnival’s first nonbinary character and they’re a banger of a character 👏👏👏

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wait so does this mean that rin was watching eiden through the mirror every single time he had sex

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Diversity win! Nu Carnival’s first straight character!