#torqueanswer

[torquethrust]

Hey check the showers, Lark is about to get railed by Lazav. He has medical insurance, right?

“Keep it up and I’m sending Advocate-X to SWAT you.”

[torquethrust]

You must be proud, knowing Lark is getting all the dick you’re too scared to bend over for.

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[torquethrust]

how many of the Advocates have you fucked/fucked around with... and are there any you'd like to add to that list?

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The only fellow Advocate he can admit to have had sex with is Mothra and that was during the Coalition era. He’s also in the middle of a fuck-or-die thread with Violet Hex.

As for those he’d like to get it on with right now, that list includes the likes of Storm, Mothra (again), and Scorpion, but it would take a lot of coaxing to get there.

@angelstormx @scorpixnstrike @xmcnarch @violetdeity

[torquethrust]

if you were to choose a team of four including yourself, who are you picking? and why?

“Depends on the application, doesn’t it? As far as a standard, ‘let’s go fight supervillains’ team, I think we’d want a crew of our heaviest hitters in different disciplines, so I’ll say:

Obsidian (@madeofobsidian) for maximum battle ground coverage as needed, shifting the Earth and harnessing it as a weapon

Warden (@thewardenofnature) who can summon all sorts of nature and its various dangers to his advantage (read: vines & pollen)

Storm (@angelstormx) to obscure and complicate the environment around us (rain, fog, etc.) though I’d need to work in perfect tandem with him, bcause his abilities dampen mine (pun NOT intended)

And then there’s me, smashing up the enemy real good

There are lots of mentors (and proteges) who could be swapped in and out of this team, but I’d say they’re among my first drafts.”

[torquethrust]

Oh, Torque, they’ve gotten to you, haven’t they? Didn’t anyone ever teach you the most important lesson in dealing with telepaths? Never let them live.

“My skull is too thick for telepaths to penetrate my mind,” says Torque, not realizing the innuendo he accidentally made until it already left his mouth, nor the implication that he’s too thick-skulled (dumb) to be manipulated.

[torquethrust]

Choke me while you fuck me until my pelvis cracks.

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[torquethrust]

Hey big guy, I’ll Torque thrust you until you cum.

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[torquethrust]

Do you ever have Edvin or Dom spy on the dudes Lark goes out with?

“No, because I respect my son’s privacy,” says Torque, quickly deleting his tracking app before anybody notices.